One Night In Roanapur

After completing a mission with the X-Men, Logan rides his motorcycle to the city of Roanapur. He had heard stories of how Roanapur was a crime infested cesspool: just the type of place Logan tends to find himself. After a long ride, Logan parks his motorcycle near the Yellow Flag. He takes a seat at the bar where Bao walks up to Logan. 

Bao: What can I get for you tonight?

Logan: Whiskey. 

Logan then slides the money to Bao. Moments later, Bao returns with a shot glass and a bottle of whiskey. Before he could begin pouring his drink, Logan stops him.

Logan: Leave the bottle, bub. 

Bao takes away the shot glass and leaves the bottle of whiskey to Logan. He looks around the bar and sees plenty of shady looking people. Out of all the people in the bar, one caught his eye: a woman wearing a black crock top and short cut-off jeans waving around two Beretta pistols. As he drinks, a large man walks up to him.

Logan: Got a problem?

Large Man: You're in my seat!

Logan: I don't see your name on it, bub. 

Large Man: Big mouth for a little runt! 

Logan dealt with his fare share of people like him. But he mostly dealt with ones with superpowers. This guy was nothing compared to the others. Logan decides to give him a warning. 

Logan: Listen bub, I'm not in the mood. Turn around or we'll have trouble.

The large man then takes a bottle of booze and pours it on Logan's head. The man laughs while Logan quietly growls. The woman he spotted soon intervened.

Woman: Why the fuck are you picking on this pipsqueak?! Trying to compensate for something, Tiny?!

Tiny: Shut the fuck up Revy! Why don't you mind your own goddamn business for one?!

Logan: I think I'll side with the lady. I'm in a good mood. Back the fuck.......

Without warning, Tiny punches Logan in the face. As Logan is thrown to the ground, Tiny then screams in pain as he grips his hand. Revy laughs at both Tiny and Logan's expense. 

Revy: Are you fucking serious Tiny?! One punch at this short fucker and you're already crying like a bitch?! This is fucking priceless!

Tiny: Fucking Christ! What is this fucker made of?!

Logan then gets up and grips the man by the neck. 

Logan: Should've taken my warning, bub! Now I'm in a real bad fucking mood! How about we.....

Bao: Hey! Take it outside!

Logan: Let's.....

But before Logan could finish, a group of thugs armed with assault rifles barge into the bar. The leader of the group begins to speak.

Thug Leader: WHERE THE FUCK IS REVY?! THAT BITCH OWES ME.....

But before the thug could finish, Revy shoots the thug leader in the head. 

Revy: LOOKS LIKE I DON'T OWE YOU SHIT, YOU LIMP DICKED COCKSUCKER!

Thug: SHE KILLED THE BOSS! KILL THAT BITCH!

The thugs begin open firing on the bar. Most of the occupants ran away while Tiny was killed in the crossfire. Revy and Logan take cover from behind the bar with Bao. 

Bao: God fucking dammit Revy! Why is it that every time you show up, my bar gets shot up!

Revy: Just shut the fuck up and let me kill these assholes! 

Logan: Quite a mouth on you.

Revy: Why don't you make yourself useful and fucking kill these pricks!

Suddenly, one of the thugs grabbed Logan from the bar and beats on him. Logan's adamantium skeleton was able to tank the beating. As Logan launches the offensive, another thug shoots Logan in the chest with a shotgun and another in the face.

Revy: Fucking idiot! 

Moments later, Logan gets up and the shotgun wounds in his face and chest regenerate. Revy is caught off guard by the sight.

Revy: What the fuck are you?!

Logan: I'm annoyed!

Logan then pops out his claws and begins cutting through the thugs as Revy shoots at them. Seeing Logan cutting through the thugs turned her on. 

Revy: Jesus fucking Christ I'm soaked! 

After killing the thugs, Logan and Revy look around the carnage they've left behind as Bao looks around his bar in shock.

Bao: Goddammit Revy! My fucking bar!

Revy: Oh don't worry! I'm sure Balalaika will cover the repairs! 

Bao: Why do I fucking tolerate this bullshit!

Revy: Name's Revy. You?

Logan: Logan.

Revy: Not gonna lie, watching you tear through those asshole was a real turn on! 

Logan: That's an....interesting way to look at it. 

Revy: Here's what's going to happen: you, me, my bed, right fucking now.

Logan has been with his fair share with women, but none were as direct and downright psychotic as Revy. Here they were standing in a shot up bar surrounded by corpses and she was demanding sex from Logan. 

Logan: Oh what the hell.

Afterwards, Logan and Revy walked to Revy's apartment where they engaged in sex that can only be described as rough and aggressive. After the deed was done, Logan was at a loss of words as Revy smoked a cigarette. 

Revy: Not bad for a little runt! Now there's the door. Use it.

Logan then grabbed his clothes and exited Revy's apartment. As he does that, he gets a call from Cyclops. 

Logan: What do you want Summers?

Cyclops(Communicator): Mister Sinister is launching an attack on New York! All the X-Men are needed now! 

Logan: I'm on my way Summers.

Cyclops(Communicator): I'm sending the Blackbird to your coordinates. 

Logan: Got it. 

Soon, the Blackbird arrives and Logan gets on it. As the Blackbird leaves Roanapur, Logan smiles at the night he had in Roanapur. 

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