Gabriel Traqueña
06:00 AM

Erin:
May mga tao ba talaga na
nagssex sa rooftop

Gab:
What happened to good morning

Erin:
GM

So, meronnn?

Gab:
Maybe?

Erin:
Weird sila

Hindi ba mahirap yon

Gab:
I have no idea

Erin:
Si Venna kasi ang daldal kahapon

Meron ba din sa elevator

Gab:
You wanna try it?

Erin:
Yuck

Gab:
Then why are you asking

Erin:
Tagal mo bumili ng agahan

Tapos pumasok lang sa utak ko mga sinasabi ni Venna kahapon nung kasal

Gab:
Some like it

They experiment with sex then some just happen to be in a certain place when they feel like having sex

Erin:
Ikaw?

Gab:
Never really tried anything like that

And it's so tiring to do that if you ask me

Erin:
Nakatayo diba

Gab:
Yea

Erin:
Ayoko nga

Gab:
I know

Erin:
Sa kotse nga nakakangawit eh

Gab:
Why is sex our topic

Erin:
Nagregalo si Venna ng sex toys
kakabukas ko lang kanina

Gab:
What do I even expect from her

You wanna try that?

Erin:
Nakakapagod kaya

Gab:
Gutom lang yan

Pabalik na ako

Erin:
Kamusta na kaya si Gabby

Gab:
Tatawag tayo mamaya

Erin:
Gutom na ako

Gab:
I bought a pregnancy test

Erin:
HAHAHAHAHAHA

Gab:
It's no laughing matter if you're not taking your pregnancy seriously. We know you can get pregnant even before our marriage.

Erin:
Ano ba yan ang serious naman HAHAHAHAHHA

Gab:
You didn't give me a serious answer yesterday. Kinakasal tayo I was thinking if you're pregnant or not.

Erin:
HALA HAHAHAHA

Gab:
So, are you??

Erin:
No 👎

Gab:
I don't believe you

Erin:
Pero you love me

Gab:
Yes, I love you pero I still don't believe na you're not pregnant.

Erin:
Ano basis mo?

Gab:
You're blooming

It's a sign of pregnancy

Erin:
San yan galing? Sa reddit?

Gab:
Yes

Erin:
HAHAHAHAHAHHA

Whatever

GUTOM NA AKO

Gutom na si baby

Gab:
SERIOUSLY?

Erin:
Ako yung baby

Gab:
You'll take the pregnancy test in
front of me later.

I'm not gonna accept no for an answer.

Erin:
Ok, edi yes.