Erin Tracey
09:00 PM

Gab:
Hello? Can I get an update, please?

Erin:
Pauwi na

Gab:
Now I'm bothered kung
anong ginagawa mo

Erin:
Ah

Gab:
A parcel came

Huge huge rectangular box

Erin:
Wag mo buksan

Gab:
I know

And another parcel pero envelope lang

Erin:
Ano daw?

Gab:
Bank

And someone called me sa bank

I'm exceeding my set limit

Erin:
Wow may limit na naka
set sa card mo?

Gab:
Of course

I spend my money properly

Erin:
Nice

Gab:
Nice ka dyan. Saan ka ba gumagastos?

Erin:
Uwi na ako

Kailangan ko na ng beauty rest

Invited ka bukas

Gab:
Sorry? Where?

Erin:
Sa kasal ko 😎

Gab:
Pardon???

Erin:
Ay shit bawal pala tayo magkita?

Pero if sunset pa naman baka pwede?

Hala ask ko nga kay Mama

Gab:
ERIN??

The fuck is going on?

Erin:
Wait nga ang epal naman

Gab:
ERIN

Erin:
SANDALE!

Gab:
I'M SORRY?

Erin:
Ay okay bawal talaga

Kainis naman

Di ako uuwi

Gab:
ERIN?!

Ikakasal ka?

Erin:
Oo ako lang di ka kasama

Pera na nga lang ambag wala pang sense of urgency

Gab:
I'm sorry to disappoint you but no sane person will plan a wedding without telling the groom

Erin:
So baliw ako?

Gab:
No

I'm just saying it's not normal

Erin:
So abnormal ako

Gab:
NO

You're just weird

Erin:
GUSTO MO BA O AYAW?!

Gab:
Why am I being cornered

I'm going to fucking cry

Why are you doing this

Erin:
Ayaw mo ba sakin ikasal?

Gab:
I WANT TO

This is just freaking weird

Erin:
Ready ka ba ikasal o hindi?

Hindi nga kasi si yung pari nalang hahatakin ko as groom kung ayaw mo

Gab:
ARE YOU INSANE?!

I WILL MARRY YOU

Anong hahatakin yung pari?! Bawal sila ikasal.

Erin:
Kung pwede papayag ka? Hahahha

Gab:
WHAT?!

Erin:
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Gab:
ERIN ARE YOU JUST TRIPPING

Erin:
Hindi

Ikaw magpalit ng surname ha

Gab:
Why?

Deadass?

Erin:
Seryoso ako

Gab:
Okay

It's fine with me

Erin:
Naniniwala ka na ikakasal nga tayo?

Gab:
YOU TOLD ME!

Erin:
HAHAHAHAHAHS

Totoo nga

Gab:
What do I do?

Like a gift?

Or something? I don't know

Erin:
Bahala ka

Punta dyan si Migo bukas

Gab:
What

Erin:
At yung mga kaibigan mo

Sila Cain

Invited

Gab:
Wow

Erin:
Sabihin mo lang kung magbbackout ka

Gab:
How about Dad?

Erin:
Invited pero naka tape yung bibig

Gab:
Oh

Okay

Erin:
????

Joke yon???

Gab:
Ah I thought

Okay

Sorry

This is real?

Erin:
Gabriel Seinfeld Traquena

Gab:
As long as you're the Traqueña
I'm going to marry

Erin:
HALA EDI SI GABBY NALANG SEINFELD

Gab:
Idk

You decide

Whatever it may be

Erin:
What if joke lang pala lahat

Gab:
Then we're marrying shotgun

Erin:
HAHAHAHAHAHHAH