"I'm rather proud of my
ability to tell lies. I can
trick not only others, but
even my own heart."

Ughhh, my legs are so tired....How much longer do we have to walk and meet people? I should've stayed with Tenko and Himiko, but it looked like they needed some time together or more or less alone... I couldnt stay with Tsumugi or Rantaro, as cool as they both were, they deeply freaked me out.... I forgot who Kaede and Shuichi met next, hopefully i could stay with them?

We walked further down the overgrown hallway. Kaede opened the door for us and we walked into some sort of storage room. Up ahead was the one and only Miu. Maybe i was a little shy for meeting her, i did always find her one of the more cooler characters.

"Dammit...Where the hell is it?" She growled while scrambling through the boxes filled with chemicals.

    "Hey, what are you looking for?" Kaede peacefully asked her.

    "Dont sneak up on me, bitch!"

    Shuichi spoke up. H-hey, im sorry if we surpides you, but you shouldnt talk to kae--"

    "Ey crotchrot, you staring at my tits?"

    "huh?"

     "Help yourself! A guy like you can only dream of landin' a big-boobed hottie like me! Go on, get yourself a good eyeful" - m

     "N-No, i wasn't staring! My eyes just happened to look there..." - s

    Miu mocked the poor boy before i stood up for him, "Trust me, Shuichi is a nice boy. He never has intentions like that!"

     "Of course his girlfriend would stand up for him!" Miu directed at me. "You should have more control over your man, sister! Don't let him get away with this!"

       "G-girlfriend?!" My face flushed with embarrassment. I forgot how blunt Miu is.

       "They're not dating!" Kaede snapped. 'Oh shit, now shes mad at me...i forgot they kinda had a thing for eachother before she died.' Shuichi fumbled with his hat.

      "Dont get so pissed off, whore! Anyways, i can identify pervs on sight, and you are definitely a fuckin' perv! Thats why you wear that hat, right? To hide you skeevy eyes? And thats why you wear those pants, right? To hide your nasty crotch?"

     "Everyone wears pants tho.."

     "Hey Miu, dont come for his clothing! I think his hat and pants are cool, i havent seen anything like them!" I know miu's words can actually hinder Shuichi's self confidence even more, maybe i should've cut her off when she started to talk...

      "You know my name?" She hummed.

       'Shit, i did it again...'

       "O-Of course i know your name! Who wouldn't know the amazing Miu iruma and her inventions?" I buttered her up before deciding to completely tear her down. "I was thinking of having a interview on you one day with your amazing inventions but i think with that rude mouth of yours i'll skip past you..."

     "Eep! Y-You're an interviewer?" I hummed.

     "Stop it... Leave me alone! I can wear a hat if i want to!!"

      "Heee! Wh-What the hell...I-I'm sorry.."

     "You're apologizing?" I asked. Did i just change the story? Originally she made shuichi apologize and yell at him.

      "Of course!" She mumbled. "Dont expect this to happen again, this is only a one time thing!"

      "Hey, your vulgar language is uncalled for! Just who are you, anyways?"- k

     "Huh? You seriously dont know? I thought hot-bag over there told you?!" 'hot..bag? I guess we have our own username too.' "I am the gorgeous girl genius whos good looks and golden brain will go down in history! I'm the one, and only, the legendary ultimate inventor herself--Miu Iruma!"

      "So, what kind of things do you invent?"

     "You should let four-eyes explain it to you" She pointed to me.

     "Please refer to me by my name.....She makes all types of gadgets, one that lets you work while you're sleeping. Eating, walking, readying, anything really"

      "Why does everything involve reading?" Kaede asked.

     "I was inspired after i realized how much time people wasted on sleep!"

     "Or maybe its possible youve suffered from some sort of coma in the past?" I just want to intimidate her as much as i can. Its kinda fun just to mess with her.

       "That could be something interesting, PTSD. You did say you researched her before." Shuichi thought.

      "I know a lot about a lot of people. I can surprise you with how much i know."

     "A-anyway!" Miu cut us all off. "Though, this one time i invented these really stupid eyedrop contact lenses as a gag!"

       I spaced out out as now it was Kaedes turn to fangirl over Miu. They continued to chat with each other while Shuichi stared me down. 'Am i acting too much out of character?'. I winked at him and he blushed and pulled his hat down. 'Works like a charm.'

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      Shuichi looked down while Kaede looked over at him. 'Shit, i wasnt able to save his feelings in time...'

      We walked out slowly and bid our farewells to Miu. We walked in silence, it killed me. "Hey, Shuichi?"

      "Hmm?"

      "I find your hat really cute actually."

      His face flushed red and she grinned at us, "thank you, Y/N"

     We left the ultimate inventor to herself and continued on our way down the hallway....Maybe i should go hang out with whoever next up, i'm really hoping it's Tojo...

     "Please stop! Don't come any closer!" A voice exclaimed. I know that voice anywhere. I rushed ahead and left shuichi and Kaede behind. The closer I got to the door the louder it got. "Don't come any closer!"

     "C'mon! Wait up! Let Me touch your body a bit! I've always wanted to be friends with a robot!" Ooo! Kokichi is here too! I'm so excited I rushed into the room ahead of both Kaede and Shuichi.

     "What! A real robot!" I squeaked. The two of them ran in behind me out of breath. "Look guys! A robot!"

     "Y-Y/n...please don't run off without us..." Shuichi gasped.

     "Sorry...i just got excited.."

      Kaede sweat dropped. "Wait, did you say robot?!"

     "...What is it? Are you another robophone?" K1-B0 cried. "I have a recording function, If you make any robophobic remarks, i will see you in court!"

    "W-wait! Can i see the recording function!"

    "No! That is only for important emergencies!" Kiibo shut me down with flustered pink cheeks. I huffed and crossed my arms.

    "Wait...you're a robot? Are you, for real, a robot?!" Kaede asked.

    "A-Are you...one of the Monotubs--"

      Kiibo cut off the ultimate detective. "Do not compare me to those toys! I am not just any old robot! I am K1-B0, the Ultimate Robot! But please, address me as Keebo!"

    "Kyaaa! This is so cool!"

    "Y-Y/n..please calm down, it's not even that cool." Shuichi gripped onto my shoulders.

    "It is too cool!"

     "It's really not that cool. It's kinda lame if you ask me." Kokichi dusted off his fingernails. "Anyways, it's unfair! You can't be the only one who gets to show off! I'll introduce myself too!"

      "Um..sure go ahead"

      Kokichi grinned at the blond's approval. "Im Kokichi Oma, the Ultimate Supreme Leader!"

      "Nah, a robot is still cooler than an ultimate supreme leader." I teased him.

      "Nu uh! I heard the hard way that a robot's breath smells like gasoline! Does that sound cool?"

     "Let me see, Keebo, please open your mouth!" I demanded and leaned close to him. He leaned back and dug his face in his shirt.... I think that's a shirt.

      "M-My breathed-does not smell like gasoline! Please back off me!"

      "Oh, I'm sorry." I embarrassedly stepped away from the robot before taking in his beautiful eyes. I knew it, K1-B0 was the easiest to make flustered.

     "Nee-hee hee...I'm just kidding!"

      "That..is not funny!"

      "Of course you don't think I'm funny. Robots can't comprehend human humor to begin with!"

     "Do not mock me! I have studied the complete history of stand-up comedy! Plus, I may have the appearance of a robot, but I am a high school student just like you."

       "You're a highschool student?" Shuichi asked.

      "I was created by Professor Idabashi, the leading authority in the field of robotics.. He installed in me a 'strong AI,' capable of learning and maturing like a human brain. Thats why, at the time of my creation, i didn't know anything. I was like a baby. But the professor raised me like I was his own child!" Keebo answered Shuichi as I grinned with excitement.

      "That's so cute! You guys had a 'father-son' relationship!'

       "Hey, do robots have dicks?" Kokichi innocently asked. I didn't mean to snort as loudly as I did. I didn't mean to make any sound at all, but when the iconic line came out of the small man I couldn't contain my laughter.

         "Please do not ask such ridiculous questions!"

        "Nee-heehee..i only asked because your backstory is pretty flaccid for a robot." Kokici calmly placed his hands behind his head. The rest of them decided to have a conversation while I comfortably slumped at a desk. All this walking ws taking a toll on my heels.

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