Roxy POV

"ROXY!" (y/n) shouted as he kicked open the door, "THE FUCK?!" I said in shock, "I've been hired." he said, "To do what? You have no skills." I said, "Fuck you, and I'm going to Heaven." he said, "Like hell you are. They'll kill you and send what's left of your corpse back down here in a box!" I said, "That's why you're coming with me." he said, "Ok, and how will we be getting to Heaven? Also, how did you get this job?" I asked, "Dad and I went on the internet." he said, "God damn it." I said.

(y/n) POV

"Dad!" I shouted as I burst into my father's room, "(y-y/n)?! Why are you here buddy?" Dad asked, "Put some pants on, I need your help." I said.

"Sorry bout that, after your mother left, I kinda spiraled." Dad said, "What's with the ducks?"  Roxy asked, "Oh Lil loved ducks, so I made a bunch for her, now I've made too many to stop." Dad said, "Ok but she's gone...and that one's on fire. I think you should stop." I said, "Enough about me and my crippling dependence on rubber ducks, what did you need my boy?" he asked, "I need you to take me somewhere." I said, "Ok I like where this is going, father-son trip, let's fucking go! Where are we going?" he asked excitedly, "HELL YES! LOVE THIS ENERGY, NOW LET'S GET TO HEAVEN!" I said, "FUCK THAT!" he said, "What?" I said, "Yeah no it was bad enough that your sister wanted to go, I'm definitely not letting you go." he said, "But I got hired. I have to go." I said, "Yeah sorry bud, that was me." he said, "Yeah the first one was it was fucking obvious, your username's LilithsPuppyBoy69 for fucks sake, I got hired by someone called Sera." I said, "Sera?" Roxy said, "Yeah she's a bitch, but I can fuck her." I said confidently, "It's fuck her up." Roxy said, "Wait what did I say?" I asked, "Fine you can go, but be careful, Serafem isn't someone you wanna fuck around with." he said sadly, "I'm gonna come back, then we can take that trip." I said, "Whatever just go." he said as he opened a portal to Heaven.

Roxy POV

After (y/n) went through the portal Lucifer looked so sad as he put out the fires in his room, "He's not gonna leave you. He just told Lilith to fuck off." I said, "You don't know that." he said, "You're right, but Lilith kept you from your daughter, and now that she brought in a second kid, she's trying to keep him from you. But he's making an effort, he planned all this out. It's not much of a plan, literally, it's just get to heaven and fuck up all the bitches, but it's what happens after that concerns you." I said as I left the plan (y/n) drew out on the table, "I'll keep him safe, he's in good hands." I said as I followed (y/n) through the portal.

Lucifer POV

I picked up the paper and just as Roxy said it was just those two steps, but after that, he wanted to go to Envy with me and Roxy on a family trip.

(y/n) POV

"Why is it so bright?" I asked as I approached the gates, "Hey there, welcome to Heaven, can I get your name please?" a man asked cheerfully, "I have a meeting smiles, so open up." I said, "I'm sorry but I can't let you in unless you're on the list." he said, "Fucking fine, Morningstar (y/n)." I growled, "Oh fuck me, again? He's banned. Why does he keep sending his kids?" he said, "Saint Peter, let them pass." A girl said as she descended, "WHAT IN THE BIBLICALLY ACCURATE FUCK IS THAT?!" I said in shock as I jumped into Roxy's arms, "Hello I am Emily, but you better know me as YouDidntKnow333. I also told you my name was Sera and I apologize." she said, "No but seriously, what in the be not afraid are you?" Roxy said.