(y/n) POV

"Hey, are you alright kid? Do you need help?" A girl asked as I slowly looked up at her.

"A-Are you a monster too?" I asked, "That's a bit rude, I am a demon and so are you, at least I hope you are, if not you're in the wrong place. OH! I COULD REHABILITATE YOU AND GET YOU INTO HEAVEN!" she said happily, "Who the heck are you?" I asked, "Oh sorry, I'm Charlie, the princess of Hell, and this is my girlfriend, Vaggie." Charlie said as she loomed over me.

"Hi." I said, "What happened to your eye?" I asked, "I got shot." Vaggie said annoyed, "In the eye?" I said, "Are you always this rude? Pequeña mierda." she said, "I'm sorry, I didn't mean to be rude." I said sadly, "So how'd you kick the bucket? When a sinner dies there's an X where they were killed unless they overdosed or were poisoned or shit like that. Were you poisoned?" she asked, "I didn't die. I went to bed! My new mom kissed me goodnight and then I woke up here! I just wanna go home." I said sadly, "Hey we can help you." Charlie said as she grabbed my hand, "Hey, hey! Hon remember what we talked about?! Not making promises we can't keep." Vaggie said as she smushed Charlie's face, "But look at him! He's so sad and lonely. He's like a lost puppy!" Charlie said, "I'm not a puppy." I grumbled as they dragged me down the street and into a limo. 

"Here it is! The Happy Hotel!" Charlie said, "Can she read?" I asked, "Yes, don't ask about the sign, it's a long story." Vaggie said, "Well compared to the rest of Hell this isn't so bad." I said, "Trust me, it's gonna get scary." she said, "It's not that bad, but let's watch him around Alastor." Charlie said I quickly grabbed Vaggie's hand, "HEY!" Vaggie said, "Aw, I think he likes you." Charlie said as she held my other hand, "You'll be alright, you're safe here." she said as we went inside.

"Ah, Sweetheart, you've returned...and you've brought a puppy." a dear man said as I looked up at him.

I felt uneasy by this man and hid behind Vaggie. "He's not a puppy, you cheesy talk-show shitlord." Vaggie said as she picked me up, "Come on (y/n) I'll take you to your room." she said as she carried me away while dragging Charlie along.

"I'm not a puppy." I said, "We know, just ignore Alastor, he's a prick." Vaaggie said, "There's a lot of spears...and unicorns in here." I said, "DO YOU LIKE IT?! The unicorns are mine." Charlie said excitedly, "This is me and Charlie's room, I saw the way the shitlord was looking at you...look I'd rather not have anything happen to you. Don't think too much into it." Vaggie said, "Aw, I think she likes you." Charlie said.

Charlie POV

(y/n) has been staying with us for a week now and I'm afraid that Alastor's gonna try and kill him since he keeps calling (y/n) a filthy mut...so I called the only person I could think of to offer immediate solutions. "CHARLOTTE! DID YOU STEAL MY FUCKING DILDO?!" Mother yelled angrily as she kicked down the doors, "Nooo...Ok yes, BUT! It was for a good cause!" I said, "You ruined date night with your father! He was so excited." she said, "Is Dad here too?" I asked, "Yes and he's still mad." she said, "Ok...well Mother, I'd like you to meet (y/n)." I said, "(y/n)? OH! You're the little cock sucker I was supposed to find!" she said as she reached for (y/n)'s hand, "Mine." Vaggie said as she moved (y/n) away, "Fuck up! Control your girlfriend!" Mother said, "Vaggie, I called her here to help (y/n) get home." I said, "Oh he is home, yep he's dead as fuck. Dennis called and asked me to show him this." Mother said as magic swirled and showed images of a funeral, (y/n)'s funeral. "That's Amanda! She's my new mom." (y/n) said, "She looks so sad. Can I go back now? I don't want her to be sad anymore." I said, "I'm sorry darling, but that's not possible, you died, well you were murdered, but semantics. Point is there's no coming back, not for you, or poor Amanda." Mother said as the image changed to a man forcing himself onto Amanda and when she fought back he stabbed her. Vaggie covered (y/n)'s eyes, "May I see him?" Mother asked, "Hell no! Not after showing him that!" Vaggie said, "Fine, (y/n) darling, I know who hurt Amanda, now my daughter's girlfriend is being far too protective, but I'll make you an offer. I'll kill the man who hurt and killed Amanda, but you have to give me one thing in return." Mother said, "Do we have a deal?" she asked as she extended her hand, "Deal, but I wanna kill that shitlord!" (y/n) said, "Did I use shitlord right?" (y/n) asked as he looked up at Vaggie, "Yes, you sure did sweetie." Vaggie said. 

(y/n) POV

"Well, now that you and I have made a pact you should know my name. I am Lilith Mornigstar." Miss Lilith said as she held my hand and opened a portal to the human world. "He's over there, take this my darling." she said as she handed me a dagger.

I ran up to the murderer, who was attacking another woman, and stabbed him in the back of his thigh, "DIE!" I screamed as I stabbed him repeatedly in the back and neck. "That's enough darling. He's going to bleed out soon, but first." Miss Lilith said as she grabbed the murderer's hair and pulled him up, "Hi Dennis, what did we learn?" she said, Dennis choked on his blood trying to beg for her help, "Oh, sorry the correct answer was, you learned being a cunt and murdering children because you got jealous is a bitch move." she said before stabbing Dennis in the gut and twisting the dagger, "I'll see you soon." she said before dropping him and we returned to Hell. "Now for what I want in return. Hold out your hand and do not move." She said I did as I was told and she cut my hand and then she cut her own before she dripped her blood into my wound, "There, welcome to the royal family. While I'm technically your mother the actual amount of parenting I'll do will be little to none, I have people to do the mothering for me. Now let's go. Charlotte's girlfriend is going to be pissed that I took you. Charlotte stole my toy, so I stole her puppy!" she laughed, "I'm not a puppy!" I growled, "Not anymore you aren't." she said as she dragged me to her car.