Somewhere in Imp city, in a condemned nine-story office building. A meeting was held by the seventh floor, said floor is occupied by an assassination company called the Immediate Murder Professionals or I.M.P for short. 

You might think that because of the name, the company would be run by an imp? Well, technically yes, but that is not the case for this story.

As we go into the meeting room, a large whiteboard was present. A graph was drawn on it that seems to be going down in terms of the business, and right next to it was a comically large handwriting that says "FIX THIS SHIT!". 

There was also another handwriting by the bottom that says "Loona is the best! by Loona".

Speaking of Loona, she walked infront of the whiteboard looking towards her employees. Loona is a hellhound with white and grey fur. Her snout features her dark gray nose and her eyes were Red with white irises and black pupils. She has long gray hair that is combed to the left side, revealing both of her pointy ears. One of which had two earrings pierced in it, and her other ear was torn a little.

Clothing-wise, she wears a torn Aegean blue and black collared coat with white buttons and a small red dog skull by her beck. Its sleeves were stretched halfway across her arm as the other half were covered by her black gloves that stretches to the end of the sleeve. Each of the two gloves has a drawing of a red star.

For her bottom wear, she wears black pants that is under her big and bushy black-white tail. She also wears dark purple shoes, but she had the tip of them removed for her claws to be free. It felt uncomfortable for her to have her claws to be covered.

"Alright. Now i know business has been...a bit slow lately, yes." Loona spoke up, but quickly assured. "It's no one's fault, okay? I'm not naming any names here...Millie." The hellhound look to the female imp that responded with an incredulous look.

Millie is an imp from the Wrath ring with short dark gray hair worn in a messy bob-style. She wears a simple black tuxedo with a red bowtie along with black fingerless gloves by her palms and a red belt with a yellow button by her waist. She also wore black plants between her long red pointy tail, that unfortunately does not cover all of her rear side, and black footwear that doesn't cover the tips of her hoof-like feet.

"Now, does anyone have any bright ideas on how we can get business drummin' up again?" Loona continued as she look over to her other two employees, them being male imps.

The first male imp is Moxxie. He is also an imp from the Wrath ring just like Millie, infact they are actually married and are working in the same company they're in. Moxxie has sharp white hair with freckles on his cheeks.

He wears a light grey shirt accompanied with a grey vest along with black fingerless gloves on his palms just like Millie. Bottom-wise, he wears a torn dark purple pants and black shoes that doesn't have the tip of his feet covered.

The second male imp is Blitzo. Unlike Millie and Moxxie, his appearance was different. He was a pretty lanky imp with big curved horns and a pointy face. His forehead had a black heart-shaped skull marking. And his red skin had white spots all over, there's even one on his eye.

He is about a foot taller than Millie and Moxxie, but still shorter than Loona. Loona sometimes doesn't consider him to be just an 'employee', and that is because he is actually her father, adoptive one to say the least.

He was originally the founder of this company so he could make some cash. Some time later, he managed to adopt Loona at one of the hellhound pounds when she was 17 years old, though he sometimes regretted that decision due to how clingy she was to him after the adoption. But anyways, he decided to let his hellhound daughter to do whatever the hell she wants to the company and improve it. Now that she is 23, it seems it has improved, though not that much.

Blitzo is wearing a simple denim blue shirt and crimson red pants, both of which were torn. And for his footwear, he wears black and red cowboy boots. His tail also had some accessories, which is a spiked collar and two piercings by the tip of his tail.

When Loona was waiting for a response, Moxxie stood up from his chair. "What about a car wash?" He suggested with a wide smile.

"This is hell, Moxxie. No one cares about cars being clean, okay?" She said before putting a hand on her chin, thinking for a moment. "Ooh! What about a billboard?"

Millie responded with a frown. "We can't afford a billboard, ma'am."

"Helpful, Millie. Really glad you're in the room right now." Loona said sarcastically. "Come on, have you guys forgotten what service we provide?" She then turned to Blitzo with a smile. "Dad. Could you do the honors?"

Knowing what she meant, Blitzo turned away from his phone while rolling his eyes as he grab the remote that was next to him and turned on the TV.

The TV shows a compilation of the members of I.M.P brutally murdering people from the overworld. There was Blitzo smacking a man with a mallet with one hand as the other one was holding a broken phone of his, implying that the man may have broke it. He continued to do so while he was on the ground with oozes of blood coming out of him.

Then there was Millie, repeatedly stabbing a gagged and tied up young man on a chair by the head until her knife made contact with the brain, pulling it out

Then it changes to Loona biting a woman by the neck as she swing her back and forth, getting blood all over her and her suit. After a few seconds she bite of the flesh of the neck, dropping the dead woman to the ground, as she then spit it out along with the blood. "Ugh, i hate doing that."

It then shows Moxxie firing an M240 machine gun at a group of Russians in an airport as he laughed like a maniac.

The members of I.M.P were eating some popcorn as they watch the murder spree happening, though Millie was scratching her head the entire time looking at the TV. Loona then let out a sigh. "Those were good times.."

"I don't need any reminding here, Ma'am. Considering you blew most of our salaries on an obnoxious TV ad last week. One that you then additionally paid to have run for a full three hours on a channel that nobody watches." Millie explained.

Loona turned away from the TV and back to Millie. "Hey, I'll have you know that I tried to put our ads on any popular channels last time! Of course, no one accepted it, especially from that Katie Killjoy bitch!" She exclaimed while crushing a few popcorns, before reverting back to her cheerful self. "Besides, what is "obnoxious" about a super-fun jingle? It's a fun distraction when an advertisement's spittin' bullshit."

Mille and Moxxie returned to their seat as the latter agrees. "People do love musicals, madam."

"Exactly, Mox! And we're basically doing a musical." She said while doing some jazz hands. "Even Blitzo loves it, don't ya, dad?"

"They're okay." Blitzo said, not taking his eyes on his phone.

"See? Everyone loves musicals, and those who don't are just assholes who want to destroy anyone's dreams of being who they truly are." Loona then pointed at Millie. "You're not gonna crush my own dreams, are ya?"

"Uh, I-"

Loona then cut her off. "Cause, right now? All I see is just my biological mother's stinky asshole talking to me! Crushing my dreams of being who I truly am inside..." She dramatically said.

Blitzo took a glance at his daughter and snickered on her acting. Millie meanwhile kept glaring at the hellhound, unaware that her husband scooted next to her.

"Are you tryin' to crush her dreams, Millie?" He said with a playful smirk.

"I-...what?" Millie stopped and turn to her husband.

"I thought I knew you~" Moxxie scooted closer to Millie's face and stuck out his tongue, causing Millie to blush a bit while affectionally rolling her eyes.

"I can't believe you, Millie. After I made you employee of the month!" Loona exclaimed, a few tears coming out of her eyes as she held up a plaque that says 'employee of the month' along with a photo of Millie covering her eyes, possibly from the camera flash.

"Okay okay!" Millie exclaimed, as she inhaled. "However ma'am, a commercial jingle is nothing comparable to musical theatre. Nobody actually likes the jingles!"

"But, I like it." Moxxie said.

Millie immediately pointed a finger at her husband. "Do not- do not agree with her in front of me."

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We go to the commercial that they were talking about. A brief countdown occurred before we see Loona standing behind a small theatre.

"Hi, there. I'm Loona! With two O's, okay? And I am the CEO of I.M.P!" Loona announced, gesturing a hand as the I.M.P logo appeared out of thin air above her hand.

"Founded by my lovely caring imp father, Blitzo!" Loona added as the camera switches to Blitzo sitting on a chair playing with his phone, though he didn't notice the camera looking at him.

"Say hi, dad." Loona whispered.

Blitzo glanced at the camera before flipping it off. "I prefer to be called 'Blitz'." He said, going back to his phone.

"Uh, anyways!" Loona bring the camera back to her. "Are you a piece of shit that got yourself sent into hell? Or are you an innocent soul who got FUCKED over by someone else!?"

The commercial then pans to a red curvy yellow-haired sinner demon wearing an Ohio jersey with Loona holding a cardboard sign with one hand next to her that says 'Some girl who hired us!'.

"After I lovingly killed my husband for CHEATING ON ME WITH THAT WAITRESS, you can imagine my surprise when I wound up here, after the state of Ohio killed me." The sinner then crossed her arms. "I really wish I could stick it to that YAPPY JOGGER who saw me hiding the body!"

The commercial shifts to a room with Loona holding a grimoire book while Millie and Moxxie were at the back, arranging skulls and candles while they sit between a pentagram.

"Well, you sure are in luck. Thanks to our company's special access to the living world." Loona then did a hand gesture to the book, which caused a fiery portal to open up at the pentagram, scaring off Millie and Moxxie. "We can help you take care of your unfinished business by taking out anyone who screwed you over when you were alive!" Loona continued as she walk over to the portal and fall through it.

The jingle then begins.

When you want somebody gone

And you don't want to wait too long

Call the Immediate Murder Professionals!

Hand grenade or cyanide

We'll make it look like suicide!

The Immediate Murder Professionals!

We do our job so well

Because we come straight up from hell!

We'll kill your husband or your wife

We'll even let you keep the knife!

We're the Immediaaaaate... Murderrrrrr... Profession-

The jingle was cut off when Millie accidentally shot a girl in a blue cap and orange shirt passing by with a harpoon while she was aiming at a young hooded blonde man on his phone across the road.

Loona and Moxxie pop out of the bush they were hiding at as they turned to Millie, the latter stared in shock.

"Holy shit, Mills!" Loona exclaimed.

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At a hospital, an orange-haired doctor burst the doors open an ran inside the room as two nurses followed her. One being a male pink-haired muscular nurse and the other being a female blue-haired nurse with freckles. They wheeled the heavily injured girl on a gurney into the station as the two nurses begin to check on her.

"Doctor, she's not responding!" the pink-haired muscular nurse said, though in a high feminine voice.

"Cool water, stat!" the blue-haired nurse ordered.

The pink-haired nurse then whacks the girl with a bucket of water, but it did nothing as it left her soaked and a bruise on her left cheek.

"It didn't do anything!" The blue-haired nurse exclaimed.

"Dammit!" The doctor cursed as she set down a case filled with defibrillator paddles. "I'm not losing another one!" She gave four of the paddles to the nurses as she took two of her own. They set it down all over the girl from head to toe.

"CLEAR!"

They all zap the girl as she then woke up, gasping for air and letting out a few coughs.

The doctor and the nurses all stared at her in disbelief. The former spoke up. "Holy shit! It actually worked."

Outside of the girl's hospital room, Loona, Moxxie, and Millie were waiting by a set of three chairs next to the door. Loona was busy reading a magazine while Moxxie comforts Millie, who was slouching down on her seat. She looked pretty devastated after shooting that innocent girl, with a harpoon of all weapons.

The door then opened as they set their eyes on the doctor holding a clipboard. "She appears to be in stable condition, however she'll need surgery." The doctor then looks up from her clipboard and to the two imps and hellhound, not caring of how they look like. "Now, what insurance provider do you freaks have?"

The three hellborns stared at her before Loona responded. "The fuck is insurance?"

They were then thrown out of the hospital through the window with the girl strapped on her hospital bed. They held on for dear life as the bed plummets to the ground. However, Loona's feet was tangled by a rope, stopping the bed for a moment before it snaps and they all fell down to the ground.

The jingle then comes to an end.

"Kids die for freeeeeee!"

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Back to the present

"I'd likely to go on record and say that incident was your dad's fault." Millie said, referring to Blitzo who was watching a video of the female imp getting hurt on his phone. "Dispatch is supposed to give us the right info on the target. It's very simple!"

"How about you go sit on a bigger dick, Millie?" Blitzo said, still looking on his phone, insulting Moxxie's dick size too.

"How about YOU go sit and a...u-uh...and D-DO YOUR DAMN JOB!" Millie stuttered, trying to think of a comeback but failed miserably.

"Hey, now. We don't blame our screwups on dear old Blitzo, okay?" Loona intervened as she walk over to her dad and gave her a loving embrace, in which he snarled at her for doing so. "He didn't do anything wrooong~" She cooed.

Millie deadpanned. "Seriously? He's awful."

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We cut to a flashback of Blitzo sitting on the receptionist desk.

He was reading a magazine called "Fully Clothed Women" with a bored expression. His desk phone then started ringing with the sound of horses neighing, in which he installed since he likes horses. He then picks it up and answered.

"Hello. I.M.P."

It was Moxxie who called him. "Blitzo! I got shot! Call Mill-"

Disinterested with the conversation, Blitzo hangs up and focus back on his magazine.

Next scene shows Loona walking towards Blitzo with a present on her hand.

"Happy father's day, dad! I got some gifts for you." She said with a wide smile, showing her sharp teeth.

"Is it a small horse figurine carved in wood and another useless plaque of a photo of us again?" Blitzo asked.

"Uh..."

Blitzo then snatched the gift and looked inside, and he was right. There was a small wooden figurine of a female purple horse that looked like she's from a cartoon. She has long hair, two wings, and a horn on her forehead. And the second item was another plaque that has the same photo of him and Loona that says 'Best dad ever!'.

The imp grabbed the horse figurine and put it in his pocket. "I'm keeping this."

He then dropped the present that still had the plaque in it. With a quick pace, he took out his flintlock pistol and then shot the plaque before walking off, ignoring Loona's shocked eyes.

"A-Atleast you still love horses!" Loona called out with a nervous smile.

The next scene then shows Blitzo by the computer

He was currently watching a game trailer from the mortal world about a white hooded man charging straight at the enemy of redcoats with a horse. Millie then approached him with a paper in her hand.

"Excuse me, Blitzo. Did you just...fax me an ad for weight loss?" She asked while showing him the flyer that says 'Chub B Gone'.

"No." Blitzo denied.

Millie was aghast. "Wha- Why would...why would anyone send me this?"

"Come on." Blitzo then stared at her hips. "You know why..." Millie notice his glance and blushed before huffing and walk off.

Blitzo chuckled at her before looking back to the computer of the trailer video, his eyes then went wide. "WHY DID YOU LET THE HORSE DIE?!"

Another scene then shows Blitzo rummaging through the fridge at the kitchen area.

"Whoever left the fucking...avocado salad in the fridge, I'm fucking taking it, because I have the worst hangover right now." Blitzo said, taking out a red box out of the fridge. He then close the fridge with his feet before grabbing a chunk of the salad and eat it.

Moxxie, who was in the room with him, stared at him confused. "Why would you drink on a work night?"

Blitzo stopped eating and turn to him with an angry frown. "I'm hungover from this morning, dumbass!"

Millie then enters the room as she saw Blitzo with her box of salad. "Blitz, are you eating my lunch?" The tall imp trembles in anger before dropping the box, scattering the salad all over the floor.

"Y'know what? I can't take this assault right now! I NEED TO BLOW OFF SOME FUCKING STEAM!" Blitzo yelled as he runs out to the door, pushing Millie to a wall.

He then ran out of the building and into the street with a bazooka in hand as he screamed. "AAAAAAH!"

He fires two rockets aimlessly at the streets. He then set his eyes on a lone baby stroller as he fired another rocket and blew it up. He then run off, destroying more things in his path.

Meanwhile, a succubus mother that was near the stroller stood in shock when Blitzo blew it up. Her baby was still in there.

The scene then changes to Blitzo sitting on his desk again, holding the phone line.

"Hey, Loona! That cringy rich bitch is on the phone. Says it's urgent and wants to talk to you!" He called out to her daughter by the water dispenser with Millie. "And she sounds a little DTF-y..."

"Oh god, it was one time!" Loona exclaimed, throwing her cup of water to the floor. She then crossed her arms. "If I hadn't slept with that privileged asshole, none of us would have access to the living world."

Millie stared at her, dumbfounded. "...You what?"

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We cut to another flashback (within a flashback) as the scene pans to a mansion that belongs to the Ars Goetia royalty.

At one of the bedrooms resided a Goetia princess named Stella, which is also the owner of this mansion. She is a white avian demon with long, hair-like feathers that fade to grey at the tips and a large gray stripe on her head.

She was sleeping peacefully as her short pink beak let out some soft bird-like coos. And she was entirely naked, but it's a good thing that her blanket covered it. Anyone can tell that she had a very good night of fun with that hellhound - Loona.

Speaking of which, Loona had already woken up as was about to leave. She quickly got herself dressed, though it made her suit loosed and not firmed, but that doesn't matter right now to her. After dressing up, she eyed on the grimoire next to the bed with a smirk, and then she snatched it.

"I got the book~ I got the book~ I got this big ass magic book!" Loona murmured in a sing-song voice as she sneaks off to the balcony, her only way out of the mansion without getting caught.

The hellhound then reached the balcony as she is trying to figure out how to get out of here. Holding the grimoire with one hand, she vault over the fence and held on to the ledge with her other hand. The grimoire almost fell from Loona's grip, but thankfully she caught it in time.

Loona exhaled in relief. "That was close..."

Suddenly, a loud squawk from a demon bird by the balcony startled her, which cause her to let go of the fence as she fell to the ground.

Thankfully, she had landed on a really big cake on a table which broke her fall. Unfortunately, the table was occupied by three more Goetia demons, one of which was Stella's husband - Stolas, a four-eyed owl demon. His face was currently covered in cake because of her.

Loona smiled nervously at him. "Sorry, I fucked your wife."

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"LOONA! PHONE!" Blitzo yelled impatiently.

Loona yelled back at him. "I HEARD YOU ALREA-"

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Loona was now in her office, talking to Stella by the phone.

"Sooooo, what can I do you for this time, Stella?" Loona asked with a forced smile while playing with one of the two bobbleheads that resembles Millie and Moxxie.

Back at the bedroom of the mansion, Stella was currently sitting on the sofa, now wearing her royal attire. She wears a white-pink dress with puffed sleeves along with pink accents on her dress. She also wears a white pelt around her neck and over her dress to her shoulders, along with some elbow patches with her long purple gloves.

And of course, being a Goetia princess, she wears a gold crown on her head.

"There's a political candidate causing trouble up on Earth for a few of my associates. He's trying to convince people global warming exists!" Stella said.

"Doesn't it?" Loona raised an eyebrow.

"Well...yes. But, more people would die if nothing is done about it. And it gets lonely here~" Stella cooed as she starts to lay down on the couch.

"Okay, well. Yeah, that makes sense." Loona replied.

"You know what happens when I'm lonely, Loony?~"

"God fucking dammit..." Loona murmured under her breath.

"When I'm lonely, I become hungry~ And when I become hungry, I want to eat that furry **** of yours. Put my **** in your juicy **** and then lick those big luscious **** while sucking those hard ****, before I take out that **** and put it on as I **** your **** with so much force until you will be screaming **** like a FUCKING baby-"

Loona, visibly disturbed, quickly ended the call as she then snaps her phone in half before crushing it to bits of pieces with her fist. Then she took out a blender under her desk, putting the remains of the phone on the blender before switching it on, turning the crushed bits of the phone into a liquid matter.

"Dad, come here!" Loona called out to Blitzo as the latter goes over to the desk, the hellhound then gave him the blender of the cellphone mixture. "Take this. And you know that bridge over the freeway?"

"Yeah?" Blitzo said, raising an eyebrow.

"Pour that thing over there and shit off it!"

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Back to the present

"Look, the point is, Blitzo is a valued member of this family, and we don't get rid of family." Loona declared as Blitzo glanced to his daughter and gave her a brief smile at that comment.

"We aren't a family, ma'am!" Millie dissented as Loona walk over to her with a smirk.

"YOU are the boss. WE are your employees. Ya treat him like he's your 'down on his luck' father! He's more like a cocaine dealer that makes you do all the work!" Millie ranted about Blitzo as the latter slowly gives her the finger, eyes still glued on his phone.

"That's rude! I volunteered." Loona asserted.

Millie sighed. "Well since we're now on the subject of 'Family', can you just leave me and Moxxie alone when we are outside of work!?"

"Come on, honey. It's not that big of a deal." Moxxie assured.

Millie's eyes went shocked, feeling like glass shattering from her husband's comment. "Excuse me...WHAT?!"

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Millie and Moxxie were in the kitchen of their home as the former was cooking for dinner.

Millie was chopping of some meat before turning to her husband. "Sweetie, can you get me the butter?"

"Sure, hun." Moxxie then opens the fridge to get the butter, only to be shocked when he saw Loona inside of it. The hellhound then gives him the butter, which looked pretty gross.

"Spoiler alert: the butter's spoiled!" Loona said as Moxxie giggled with a nervous smile.

"What's so funny, sweetie?" Millie put the meat in the pan, turning back to her husband and seeing Loona.

"Oh, just an old fashioned pun." Loona responded.

"What the?! WHY THE HELL ARE YOU IN OUR FRIDGE?!" Millie shouted.

Later that evening, in a two story apartment block where the married couple lived.

Millie and Moxxie were sleeping in their bed. The former was having some difficulties on sleeping as she kept tossing and turning. She then hears the sound of a dog purring, which forced her to open her eyes.

When she did so, she saw Loona laying on top of her and looking right at the female imp with a smile.

"What are you dreamin' about?~" Loona asked.

"Ah was dreaming about my entire family being murdered in front of me," Millie then frowned. "But now...I'd like to go back to that."

"Sweet~"

Millie and Moxxie were now sitting on the couch together, the former singing a song to him with a guitar.

Millie then sang. "Of all the imps in Hell, it's for him that I fell."

Moxxie joined in on the last part, harmonizing with his wife. "It's for her that I fell."

"Oh, Moxxie~."

The two then close their eyes and leaned in for a kiss, but then Millie heard the sound of a camcorder as she glanced to the window, seeing Loona spying on them with the camera recorder.

"ARE YOU FUCKING FILMING US RIGHT NOW?!" Millie angrily shouted.

Loona replied with a sly smile. "Maybe."

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"Just...stop...doing that." Millie said in frustration and with hints of venom inside of her.

Loona shrugged. "I don't see what the issue is. Is there somethin' you don't want me seein'?"

"No!" Millie exclaimed, eyes twitching in anger.

"You like to suck on some baby wieners, hmm?~" Loona smirked while Blitzo snickered at that remark.

Moxxie knew they were insulting about his dick again, but he did not mind as he glanced at his wife, which she's acting pretty livid.

"Ma'am...what you say and how yer acting is totally...INAPPROPRIATE!" Millie yelled, standing up on her seat whilst pulling a knife pointing at the hellhound.

Seeing this, Moxxie quickly put a hand on his wife's shoulder and gently lay her down, concealing the knife away. "Calm down, Millie! You're gonna have another panic attack."

"AH AM FUCKING CALM!"

Moxxie then wrapped around her head and bring her close to comfort her. "Shh-shh-shh. There, there." Moxxie patted her horns while giving a quick kiss on her forehead as Millie kept staring at Loona, mumbling in anger.

"Look, I don't judge the boring couple stuff you two do outside of work. So, don't judge me." Loona asserted, crossing her arms.

"Oh AH DO judge you, ma'am!" Millie stood up from her seat again, this time without her knife shown. "Quite a lot, actually."

"Millie, come on! She's our boss!" Moxxie said, getting pretty upset.

"No no no, it's fine, Mox." Loona assured. "Your wife is just...how do i say this without being offensive...retarded." She said with a shit-eating grin on her face.

"Does immaturely insulting me make you feel better about your sad, single, life?" Millie talked back at her.

"It actually does." Loona replied, leaning towards her.

"The only reason you have a husband like baby-wiener there is because he's easy to manage, which makes you pathetic!" Blitzo joined in.

Moxxie, having fed up with all these nonsense insults, shout back at him. "No we are not, you cocksucker!" He then gives him the double middle fingers, which cause the tall imp to snarl, slowly taking out his flintlock on his pockets.

"Hey! Do not talk to my father/receptionist that way! He is sensitive!" Loona intervened.

"Yes i am!" Blitzo replied, showing his flintlock in hand and not afraid on using it at them. But before he even gets to use it, a voice spoke up.

"You guys are all fucking assholes..."

The I.M.P crew turned to the girl that Millie shot from before. She was lying on a table with three wires from a heart monitor attached while she frowned at the hellborns. Edna is her name.

Millie was surprised that she woke up, so does Moxxie and Loona. Blitzo, however, went back to his phone.

"Oh, shut up, kid! You're lucky to witness this." Loona said.

Millie sighed and pinched the bridge of her nose. "This company is a damn fucking mess..."

"Alright, let's just get back to talking about my outfit." Loona interjected, changing the subject.

"Nobody was talking about that." Blitzo pointed out.

"Which is why I'm tryin' to get that ball rolling. So, how does it look? It's good, right?"

Before she could get an answer, Edna spoke up again. "It's been a literal hell having to pretend to be paralyzed so you bitches wouldn't kill me!" She said, pulling out the wires from her stomach as she got on her knees. "But now...i want that. I want death..."

She then point towards Loona. "You are such a selfish and greedy dog. And I'm a little girl who really love dogs, even the smaller ones! But now i see why so many of them ended up on dog pounds."

Loona had her jaw drop in shock from the girl's comment about her.

Millie then tried to defend her, raising a finger at the human girl. "Hey now, that's not very-"

Edna cut her off, pointing at her. "If I wanted to hear a word from a spineless slut, I'd rip it off and ask you some shit."

Moxxie intervened to defend his wife. "Hey! That's my wife you're talking to!"

Edna let out a laugh at that. "That's your wife?! I figured you as an Incel loser, but I guess you really needed some tits to cry on, huh?" Millie and Moxxie responded with a vicious snarl. If the kid was a target, they would rip her to shreds.

Edna then turned to Blitzo. "And you."

"What? What about me?" Blitzo demanded, looking up to her.

The human girl looked away and crossed her arms. "Nothing. I just don't like talking to clowns, considering you are one."

Blitzo gave the girl a wide-eyed glare. He could not believe that this little bitch called him a clown, A CLOWN! He doesn't even look like one! The lanky imp shook in anger as he tried to resist the urge to grab his pistol and shoot her dead, while remembering that she was just an 'innocent' bystander that Millie accidentally shot.

Taking a deep breath, he cooled off and went back to his phone, grumbling.

Loona, after staring at the scene with wide eyes, turned back to the girl. "Wow, you know kid, you are a piece of shit."

"Yeah, she really is..." Millie mumbled in anger with Moxxie nodding in agreement.

Suddenly, Blitzo got a text from his phone with a surprised look. "Oh shit. Guys, I just got a text from our client! Guess she was the right target after all."

"Who?" Loona asked.

"Her." Blitzo pointed to Edna.

"Me?" She said in disbelief.

"Yup."

"They wanted us to kill an actual child?" Loona queried.

"That's what they're saying." Blitzo confirmed.

The hellhound was silent for a moment. "Well christ on a stick...I guess there is a god!" She drew out her Beretta M9 and immediately shoots Edna.

She shot her to the chest, which instantly kills her as her body recoiled to the wall before dropping at the table face-first.

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After shooting the girl, Loona, Millie, and Moxxie went over to the body and starts assaulting it. Loona uses her claws and give it lots of scratches, Millie stabbed the stomach area repeatedly with her knife, and Moxxie gave the corpse some hard stomps. Where as Blitzo record the entire thing with his phone.

"Y'know, folks? With this company, I really wanted to prove that we're capable of doing the same things anyone else can. Like killing people!" Loona's said in a voiceover as the scene changes in another room filled with sharp objects. Loona was wearing a hazard gear with Edna's dead body on the table.

The hellhound is dismembering Edna's left arm with a hacksaw. Millie then comes over to her, wearing the same hazard gear she is, while carrying a chainsaw on her arms. She turns it on before using it on Edna's stomach, spilling blood everywhere, even to the screen.

The scene changes outside of the building with Blitzo and Moxxie sitting beside the dumpster with a sack on the ready. Loona and Millie approached them with the remains of Edna's corpse.

"So, from us here at the Immediate Murder Professionals group, we promise to settle your unfinished business or your money... is gone and you're never getting it back." While the voiceover progressed, Moxxie put Edna's right arm in the sack with Millie putting the head in afterwards. They both smile at eachother before closing the sack. "You can write us a bad review but we'll play dumb to it, because it's Hell and no one fuckin' cares."

After the voiceover, Loona pulls all of the three imps into a bear hug (or a wolf hug since she's a hellhound that resembles a wolf).

"Y'know, even though this kid was a target, she was still a child. And it's important that we handle this going forward respectfully." Loona said, wrapping her fluffy tail around the three Imps as they couldn't help but smile at her.

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Back at the mortal world, the hooded blonde man from earlier - that was supposed to be I.M.P's target, was in an interview with a news team. His eyes were in tears as he was holding a paper that says 'Missing Sister' with a poorly drawn art of Edna.

Judging by his current emotion along with the paper in his hands, the hooded man appears to be Edna's older brother.

A brown-haired female reporter, that was beside the sobbing brother, held the microphone to him while looking pretty disinterested with this whole thing, given the fact that the brother rudely interrupted her with this missing case, not like those things had happened frequently.

"Please! If anyone has seen my little sis - Edna, contact us immediately! My phone number is-" He was cut off when a bloody body bag suddenly fell into his arms. The brother and the reporter raised their eyebrows. The former reached inside the bag as he felt something soft. He pull it out and it was the severed head of Edna.

"AAAAH!" The brother screamed, dropping the head and the bag. The reporter was shocked as well. The two looked up where the bag came from. The camera man followed their gaze as he saw a portal with Loona and the two married wraith imps looking down upon them.

"You're welcome!" Loona said, waving to the humans before closing the portal.

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After closing the portal, Loona dust off her hands after finally killing the target. "All's well that ends well. Now, anyone up for some coffee?" She asked.

"Yeah, I guess I do." Millie said.

"I'm up for it!" Moxxie followed.

"Eh, i prefer beer." Blitzo muttered.

"Great. And it's almost closing time too." Loona look up to the watch and checked the time. "So i say let's clean up this mess first and-"

Suddenly a knock was heard from their door, a loud one per se. It was followed with two more hard knocks, which irritated the hellhound. "Dammit, who the fuck would come here at this hour!?" Loona stomped over to the door, and whoever was behind the door had kept on knocking until it stopped when Loona reached to the doorknob and opened it.

"WHAT IS IT?! CAN'T YOU SEE WE ARE CLOSING!" Loona yelled but was left surprised when no one was there. The three imps joined in and peeked from the door, also confused when there was nobody at the door.

"Ahem." A voice spoke up below Loona when she was about to close the door.

She, along with the three imps, look down and saw an Imp-like sinner with a blue cap and an orange shirt that has a red X on it. Loona and the rest noticed of how eerily similar she is to that little bitch, Edna.

Wait...then that means-

"That shot really hurt, y'know?!" Edna yelled out, still remembering how she died from the hellhound's hands.

Loona stared blankly at her. "Aw, fuck..."

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This swap AU consists of Role swap, Personality swap, and even Gender swap (Like with Edna for example, but that's gonna be mostly reserved for some minor/background characters). I added the last part for this swap universe, cus why not?

If you want to check out more of the concepts of 'Helluva Swap', you can go to MysteryDragon13's profile in DeviantArt. She made a good amount of arts about the swap AU with the characters and the scenes. You can see how the I.M.P crew and Stella looks like in this AU.