*Turns To Reader* Hi, today we 'gon rant 'bout Vampires, Werewolves, Mermaids, etc.

Sebastian: Suni, who are you talking to at this time?

Me: The like 2 readers I currently have. Duh.

Anyway, one thing I forgot from the Slut rant last chapter, why is the slut normally a nice character or the ex/current girlfriend of yo guy? It's worse than making up a slut in a tiny maid outfit! Sheesh!

Moving on, don't you just HATE how there's so many damn cliche titiles and stories about Vampires, Werewolves, Mermaids, etc. ?? I do. Here's some titiles:
I'm preggers with the hot boyband Werewolf..
My baby sitters a vampire that I will fall in love with! (Fred reference haha)
The bad boi's a Merman
ONE DIRECTION ARE ZOMBIES!?!?!?!?!?!?! WTF HELP ME!!! IM IN LOVE!! :D

ALRIGHT, ALRIGHT no more. This plot lines are pretty much the same too, ugh. Show me an example please:

Noelle-Britney-HazelGrace-Kylie-Caitlyn was walking down her small home town, New York City when suddenly, in a very quiet part of time sqaure, Harry-Ian-Alfie-LightYagami-Bieber who is not being mobbed in this small town, pulls Noelle-Britney-HazelGrace-Kylie-Caitlyn by the expensive shiny black party dress, and pushes her against the wall.
"Noelle-Britney-HazelGrace-Kylie-Caitlyn, I know we've only known eachother for 5 seconds (of summer! :D) but I need you to keep my secret and be my girlfriend."
"Oh Harry-Ian-Alfie-LightYagami-Bieber, of course I will!" *Kisses Harry-Ian-Alfie-LightYagami-Bieber*
And you blame him for having sex with a 'slut' Noelle-Britney-HazelGrace-Kylie-Caitlyn. Tsk Tsk Tsk
She don't know what his secret is until he tells her.
"Babe the authorities and my enemy Bald-White-Guy-From-Deh-Mafia are after you and I. We need to GET THIS LOVE TO LAST! But wait im fuckin hungry lol."
*Bites Noelle-Britney-HazelGrace-Kylie-Caitlyn on the neck*
Then we go all Twilight-VampireKnight on our asses, and it don't look good.
"OMG! Kaname-CeilPhantomhive-Natsu-HetaliaGermany-DeathTheKid, it's you! I love you even tho you never notice me senpai and a creepy vampire is obsessed with me and my ugly body."
*Pedo Smile from Kaname-CeilPhantomhive-Natsu-HetaliaGermany-DeathTheKid*
'oh shit it's my sexy sister Noelle-Britney-HazelGrace-Kylie-Caitlyn. Should I tell her that we're mermaids? Nahh better show her to scare the shit outta her' 
"AYYE NIGGA!" Kaname-CeilPhantomhive-Natsu-HetaliaGermany-DeathTheKid yells at his ugly yet sexy sister whom she doesn't know about.
"S-Senpai! IM HAVIN A COMA SENPAI KNOWS MY NAME! WELL, ITS PRETTY DAMN CLOSE!"
"Whoa shit, I'm your creepy pedo brother but I'm not freaking out cause you almost know my name.. Actually, I am senpai. HAHAHAHAHA."
"Don't laugh like Shion Sonazaki, it brings back bad memories of a SLUT who stole my beloved Harry-Ian-Alfie-LightYagami-Bieber and his Death Note and then tried to kiss his creepy shinigami."
* Kaname-CeilPhantomhive-Natsu-HetaliaGermany-DeathTheKid pushes Noelle-Britney-HazelGrace-Kylie-Caitlyn into the pool *
"IM SORRY U DIDN'T KNOW BUT WE'RE SHINIGAMI-MERMAIDS!" Kaname-CeilPhantomhive-Natsu-HetaliaGermany-DeathTheKid yells as they jump.
"Oh." Noelle-Britney-HazelGrace-Kylie-Caitlyn mouthed.
"Yes." Kaname-CeilPhantomhive-Natsu-HetaliaGermany-DeathTheKid mouthed.
"Are we related?" Noelle-Britney-HazelGrace-Kylie-Caitlyn mouthed.
"Good heavens no." Kaname-CeilPhantomhive-Natsu-HetaliaGermany-DeathTheKid mouthed.
"Thats nice cause I love yew!" Noelle-Britney-HazelGrace-Kylie-Caitlyn mouthed.
"But we is brother and sister." Kaname-CeilPhantomhive-Natsu-HetaliaGermany-DeathTheKid mouthed.
"But you said we weren't related." Noelle-Britney-HazelGrace-Kylie-Caitlyn mouthed.
"yeah, we is brother and sister." Kaname-CeilPhantomhive-Natsu-HetaliaGermany-DeathTheKid mouthed.
*After that, Kaname-CeilPhantomhive-Natsu-HetaliaGermany-DeathTheKid & Noelle-Britney-HazelGrace-Kylie-Caitlyn were acutally falling off a cliff, so they died and feel into doge's swimming pool*
Doge: Wow, such dead mermaid shinigami.
Me: They weren't really Shinigami's. They just added it for a dramatic affect.
Doge: Oh
Ceil Phantomhive: What a pathetic imposter. >:(

Trolololololol what do you hate? Anything related? Anything you want me to rant about? Answer below!