Dear Wattpad,
Please find in in your dear heart to stop showing erotic One Direction fanfiction in my recommendations. I guarantee that I will not read them. I also would like to stop hearing about people's fantasies to do with 'The Alpha Of The Pack'. If you have any stories about the weak little bitch of the pack, let me know because that sounds slightly more interesting and like something I could like ironically.
Not-so-loving love,
That Asian that constantly bashes Wattpad (a.k.a Suni/asiansgohard)

P.S
Tell your friendly users to stop writing about bubblegum boyband members wanting to be called daddy. It's seriously gross and backward.
Unloving love, Suni/asiansgohard

P.P.S
Tell your even more friendly users that just because a character cracks a joke or two, that doesn't mean you need to categorise your Melodramatic romance as a comedy. Being a bitch whilst loving Harry Styles isn't funny either! It's annoying. I don't need to hear it.
Even less caring unloving-love, that annoying Asian kid with the even more annoying nickname (a.k.a asiansgohard/Suni)