Pipers channel: McLean vlogs

Piper, in the Aphrodite cabin: "Hey, guys! Piper here! And today we're going to be taking a tour of camp half-blood! But I can't do that wearing this-"

*Points to PJs*

"-So I'm going to get dressed, and then we'll get to it!"

*Jump cut to Piper walking out, now wearing a CHB t-shirt and jean shorts*

Piper: "So, I'm walking to cabin number 1, because I don't see my boyfriend and I'm pretty sure he's still sleeping."

*knocks on Zeus's cabin*

"Jason! You in here?!"

*Opens door, revealing Jason Grace laying in his bed*

Jason, sleepily: "Huh?"

Piper: "Babe, it's time to get up."

Jason: "Are you recording?"

Piper: " Yeah, I'm recording."

Jason: "Oh.. That's nice..." *Starts to snore*

Piper: "JASON!"

Jason, jerking awake : "I'm up!"

Piper: "Breakfast is in an hour, and if I don't see you at your table I will personally kill you."

Jason: "Point made."

Piper: "Now get dressed. I'll see you once you're done."

*Walks out Zeus cabin*

Piper: "That's what I have to deal with- every- single- day."

*Jump cut to after breakfast*

Piper: "Okay, guys, I am full and ready to give a freaking camp tour, so let's get started, shall we?"

Leo, who just popped out of nowhere: "Are you doing a tour!?"

Piper: "Yes."

Leo: "Can I help you?" 

Piper: "No."

Leo: "aww."

Piper: "Haha!"

*Jump cut*

Piper: "So, these are the cabins! You guys saw the Zeus and Aphrodite cabin, but there are so many more."

*Points*

Piper: "This is Hera's cabin. No one lives here. No one wants to. Moving on!"

*Points*

Piper: "This is Poseidon cabin! Percy Jackson stays in here, sometimes Tyson comes to visit. He's Percy's 12 year old brother, and he's such a sweetheart."

Piper, jumping from cabin to cabin: "Demeter! Ares! Athena! Apollo! Artemis! Hephaestus! Hermes! Hades!"

*Jump cut to half-blood hill*

Piper: "This is Thalia's pine tree!"

*Points camera down* 

Piper: "And this is the dragon that guards the golden flees!"

*Jump cut to training arena*

Piper: "This is the training arena! Where demi-gods can practice fighting!"

*Points camera at Jason and Percy demonstrating how to sword fight*

Jason: *Disarms Riptide from Percy*

Percy: * Lunges to strangle Jason*

Piper: *Quickly averts camera* "Okay, let's go!"

*Jump cut to the big house*

Piper: "This is where Chiron lives!"

Chiron: "Why do you have a camera, Mclean?"

Piper: "Nothing." * Wispers* "Let's go."

*Jump cut to the fields*

Piper: "These are the strawberry fields! Where we grow strawberry's!"

Grover: *Stops playing reed pipes* 'We'?  as far as I know, it's only satyrs doing the work!"

Piper: "Time to go."

* Jump cut back to the Aphrodite cabin*

Piper: *sits down* "Wow! Wasn't that great, guys? I can't tour the entire camp because of... Reasons..."

Annabeth, from outside the window: "OUR FANDOM WILL SALT AND BURN YOUR FANDOM!!!!"

Piper: "... A fandom war started in camp again..."

Piper: "Now if you'll excuse me." *puts on war paint* *Walks away from camera*

Piper, in the distance: "I'm sorry, I couldn't hear you over the pOWER OF OUR SHIPS!!!!"

*Camera turns off*