So I just remembered Apollo said that the gods had game nights. You can't expect me not to write about this.

"Why am I hear again?" Hades asked

"Cheer up, brother," Said Poseidon, "This will be fun! Just us gods, being gods, doing godly things... Like gods."

"Would it kill you to use different pronouns?" Athena didn't miss a beat.

The sea god looked at his rival. "No. We're gods. We don't die."

"Well, this has been amazing," Artemis said, "but I don't want to be hear, and I hear Apollo coming, so I'm just going to leave."

"If I have to sit with these idiots, you do to, sister." Athena  said.

Apollo came running in. "I'M HEAR, I'M HEAR!"

Artemis said, "Oh, joy." She now took the form of a 16 year old girl, with auburn hair, and light skin, wearing skinny jeans, a silver tank top, and black high tops. 

"Well, you don't have to be sassy about it." Apollo said.

Athena looked about ready to die. "That wasn't sass, Apollo, that was sarcasm."

"Oh, haha, how ironic."

"NO, Apollo, that's not what ironic means. I think you meant to say 'Oh, haha, I'm an idiot.'"

Artemis snorted.

"Let's just get on with the games, shall we?" Zeus insisted.

The other 11 gods agreed.

"Demeter, do you have 'Uno'?" Hephaestus asked.

The grain goddess said, "I couldn't find it, so I thought we could play a game that doesn't involve cards, or a board to play."

Apollo gasped. "How do you have a game night with no cards or board?"

"Brother, it's fine." Artemis assured him, "My hunters always play Truth or Dare, why don't we play that."

Dionysus spoke up, "Isn't that the game where someone tells you what to do, or you get bombarded with questions?"

"That's the one." Artemis nodded.

"Hmm," The wine god pondered this, "It's not really a game for this occasion, but luckily I brought backup games, seeing as Demeter always looses hers."

Demeter glared at him, but Dionysus ether didn't notice or didn't care.

"What about 'The Game Of Life'?" He asked.

Hera, who had been silent until now, spoke up, "Oh, goody, then maybe someone will learn to stay loyal to one person, and not fall in love with a dang tree!"

"Wow, Hera." Apollo said, "Way to point fingers."

"Apollo, I wasn't talking about-"

"I can't help it if she was the most beautiful creature to ever exist!"

Aphrodite threw her shoe at Apollo. "You take that back!"

"No." The sun god said, stubbornly, "And why is Hera coming at my because of Daphne?!"

"I WASN'T TALKING ABOUT YOU!"

"Okay!" Dionysus cut in, "Let's just move on to another game. What about 'Monopoly'?"

"Yes!" Athena said, "I love 'Monopoly'!"

The other gods agreed.

~~30 minutes later~~

"THAT'S IT!" Hades yelled, "I'M OUT!"

He was about to shadow travel to the underworld, but Apollo used light to make the shadow disappear.

"Not until you give me my money!" Apollo said, "You landed on my rail rode, so you give me money!"

"I don't have any money! I'm broke!!"

"THEN GIVE ME YOUR LAND!"

"SHUT UP!" Athena yelled, "Now, Hades, give Apollo your land."

The god of the underworld gave Apollo his orange card, muttering a few Greek curses.

"Demeter, it's your turn." Poseidon said, "You have enough money to buy, like, three houses!"

"But if I buy houses," Demeter explained, "I'd have to clear land, which means I'd ruin nature, and I don't want to do that!"

"Can someone just get me out of jail?!" Ares asked.

"That's not how it works, Ares." Athena said, "You have to get yourself out of jail."

"NO! LAST TIME WE PLAYED, YOU TOLD SOMEONE TO GET YOU OUT OF JAIL AND THEY DID!!"

"I'M ATHENA, I DON'T GET IN JAIL!" Athena yelled, "DO YOU WANT ME TO CHECK THE RULES?!"

Everyone, simultaneously, yelled, "YES!"

I think you know how that went.

Little did they know, in Camp Half-Blood, their children were having the same arguments.