Niall:
Him: We need to talk!
You: Oh No...
Him: idk... something just doesn't feel right :/
You: What do you mean Ni?
Him: We've been dating for over 10 months and you've been never got me something to eat :(
You: OMG! ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS ?!?!?! I'll get you Nando's tonight and choke you with it for scaring me :O
Him: hahahaha.... sorry babe. I'll see you tonight then, love you <3 xxxxxx
You: I love you too baby.... but do that again and food is the only thing your mouth will be eating :P
Him: NO! NO! NO! This will NEVER happen again I promise :O xx


Harry:
Him: What's your biggest fantasy?
You: To be kissed in the rain has always been a dream of mine ;P What's yours?
Him: To be the one kissing you in the rain :)
You: You're adorable Haz. I miss you so much :(
Him: I know baby. I miss you too.
You: Hold on a sec... I need to pee!
Him: Hahaha... alright. You just ruined a moment :P
You: OMG BABE! I ALMOST DIED!
Him: WHAT?!?! HOW ?!?!? ARE YOU OK?!?!?!
You: I went to pee and there was a huge spider in the shower. I could've died!
Him: You know a spider can't kill you :D
You: SHUT UP! I ALMOST DIED!!!!!!!!
Him: Whatever you say love :D xx


Zayn:
Him: I miss you. Hope you have a goodnight baby girl <3
You: Well, I have a cup of hot tea in my hands.... concentrating on this cocks :) Only thing missing is you keeping me warm cause this blanket just isn't doing it :(
Him: HAHAHAHA... Cocks?!?!?!?! read your message again babe, I sure hope my girlfriend's concentration isn't on cocks??? :P
You: OMG! That's so embarrassing!!! I meant book :P
Him: You've had more embarrassing moments babe! This is nothing.
You: You're no MR. PERFECT either... But I still love you so much <3
Him: You have no idea just how much I love you. But it's really late over there. Go to sleep!!!
You: No... Not if you don't ask nicely.
Him: Babygirl, Pretty please with a cherry on top... Go to sleep.
You: Now that you ask nicely.... NOPE!
Him: :'(
You: Fine... You make me feel so guilty!!!
Him: Works everytime..... I <3 u :) xxxxx


Liam:
Him: Hey Babe...
You: WHAT?!?!
Him: I have sometin to tell u...
You: IT'S 3:38AM Li !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Him: Take dis seriously
You: ...
Him: I'm BATMAN!
You: I can never get use to you drunk! Stay put... I'll pick you up in 10 :/
Him: Okay :)
Him: WAIT! YOU'RE NOT THE JOKER ARE YOU?!?!?!


Louis:
Him: I'd catch a grenade for you... throw my hand on a blade for you ;)
You: Everyday I'm shuffling :P
Him: Okay... let's try this again babe!
Him: You'll always have my heart and I will always have yours <3
You: Cause I'm sexy.... And I know it :P
Him: What am I going to do with you?!?! You're the worst gf ever :(
You: Oh C'mon. Lighten up Lou... You know I <3 u! And you do too :) xxx
Him: I love you more than you could ever imagine <3
You: I have a large imagination you know? :) Can I tell you a secret... I wanna hug :(
Him: Me too :'(
You: Then I'll have my world in my arms :)
Him: Awww baby :') I LOVE YOU SO MUCH!!!!! xxxx