Niall: Guys. We really need to find who stole Louis's bed.

Louis: Oh yeah, please! That bed meant so much to me! Grandpa gave it to me on my fourteenth birthday!

Liam: (smirks) Grandpa Grunge?

Louis: (holds out his fist) Don't call him that! I love Grandpa!

Harry: (widens his eyes) I, I know who did it! Lottie Tomlinson!

Niall: (with a bored look) Are you insane?

Louis: What do you mean Harry the Yellow Berry?

Harry: The thing is, bloody hell, Lottie loved your bed! She told me yesterday she would do anything to get it!

Louis: What! Lottie! I will kill you Lot!

Liam: Oh come on Harold Styles! I guess you did it!

Niall: Actually, I too think Lottie is behind this.

Louis: Of course!

Harry: Wait, where's Zayn?

Louis: (purses his lips) With Lottie. (Then realises) Oh God Zayn is with a thief! We have to save him!

Niall: No Lou! It means he is one of the criminals. Of course he helped Lottie!

Liam: (raises an eyebrow) You are so right Ireland.

Niall: (pulls out his tongue) I'll post your son's photo on Instagram if you don't stop this!

Liam: (raises hands in surrender) Okay okay. Just don't do that. I'm scared of Cheryl.

Niall: (makes a proud face) Yeah.

Louis: Harry! Call Zayn.

Harry: (takes out his iPhone 7s) Okay.

Liam: (gaze at Harry's phone) Hey Harry. You're phone is great.

Harry: Don't you dare steal it.

(The door bangs open. Zayn and Lottie enter)

Louis: (stands in action) LOTTIE!

Lottie: Hey Lou! I bought a cute gift for Freddie!

Louis: How dare you steal my bed!

Lottie: (confused) Which bed?

Harry: You beast! Lou's bed!

Lottie: Why will I steal it?

Niall: Because you are a jealous pal!

Lottie: How dare you, Horan!

Liam: Hey hey! Don't say anything to our baby!

Lottie: (makes a face)

Zayn: Come on guys. Stop it!

Liam: I know why you are saying it. It is because-

Harry: Because you-

Niall: You helped-

Liam: Lottie-

Harry: Steal-

Niall: Lou's-

Louis: (Eyes wide, surprised) Oh yeah! I remember ! I gave the bed to the carpenter for polish!

The rest: WHAT!!

Louis: (sheepish smile) hehe.