Cuphead: hi I am Mickey Mouse but with a cup for a head.

Mugman: hi I am Oswald the lucky rabbit with a mug for a head.

Both: we are brothers.

Cupcest shipper: kiss. Because we don't know what brothers are.

Both: pls no. That will ruin the fandom.

Cupcest shipper: idc. Kiss and fuck your goddamn brother.

Both oki.

(Lol rest is censored.)

PARTY ON!!