Well, I guess the rest is history. Regina and I got married and lived happily ever after.

The End.

Nah, who am I kidding! We sure as hell weren't living a stupid fairytale. We were living in a town full of magic and mythical creatures. Our lives were the farthest thing from normal. Noting was normal. Especially not in our family.

As I mentioned earlier, Regina found out that Rumpel is her actual father. Which is just... Fucking disgusting. As it turns out, him and Cora had a huge affair after she had given up Regina's older sister Zelena. Their relationship resulted in Regina. So I guess that would make Rumpel Henry's grandpa on both sides.. Fuck this family tree gets weirder and weirder every time I explain it... Anyways, Rumpel is now married to Belle, but Belle wasn't too happy about the return of Rumpel's Dark One powers. So, for a while, Belle had an affair with Red who was just getting over a break up with Zelena, who after a few months ended up getting back together. Robin hood was both Regina and Zelena's ex, now he's just a family friend. Then there's Neal, who is no longer in existence. He was the son of Rumpel and Mila. Mila also just happened to be the ex of my ex who the worst boyfriend I've ever had, Killian. Anyways, back to neal. He was my ex, got me pregnant, set me up to go to prison, and disappeared from my life for 11 years then died shortly after we found each other again. I was in prison when I gave birth to Henry and he was immediately put up for adoption and was soon adopted by Regina, who used to be my worst enemy but is now my lover. As for my parents, well I guess that's a bit more on the normal side, except for the fact that they are Prince Charming and Snow White. And then there's me. Their daughter, a princess who grew up in foster homes instead of a castle. The one who broke the curse, the savior, the dark one, and now a faithful mother and loving wife.

Oh, I forgot. Henry's pet Sugarfoot. If you don't think our lives are weird enough, we don't have a normal pet either. I mean of course we don't, we fucking live in magic land. Anyways, Sugarfoot... She's not a dog, a cat, a fish, or a hamster. She's a god damn unicorn. A unicorn! And all my life I was told they didn't exist. Fuck the nonbelievers, unicorns are real!

Okay enough of my unicorn obsession, yes, since discovering they were real, the little girl in me can't contain herself. I'm obsessed with unicorns. I guess you can blame Regina for that since she's the one who found the damn thing wandering in the forest and brought her home to Henry.

Okay, so that's pretty much our family. Well the family that's still alive anyways and what a fucked up family we are.