May 10th, 2016

Direct Message from EmmaSwan to ElsaOfArendelle, MrGold, ReginaMills, UrsulaTheSeaWitch, WickedWitchOfTheWest

EmmaSwan: You have all been gathered here today because you have a partner who is no longer with us (or stuck in a box, if you're Gold)

MrGold: Don't talk about it.

ReginaMills: I don't want to talk about this

EmmaSwan: Just say who you are and who your partner was

UrsulaTheSeaWitch: 🙋🏾

EmmaSwan: Yes, Ursula?

UrsulaTheSeaWitch: Why am I here?

EmmaSwan: SeaDevil

UrsulaTheSeaWitch: Fair enough

EmmaSwan: I'll start

EmmaSwan: I'm Emma, and I was dating Neal Cassidy/Baelfire and also Graham, and I almost was engaged to Walsh

UrsulaTheSeaWitch: I'm Ursula and apparently Cruella and I were together

WickedWitchOfTheWest: I'm Zelena and I was Arthur's girlfriend, and then Hades' sort of girlfriend

MrGold: I'm Mr. Gold/Rumplestiltskin and I was married to Milah and also Belle, who is currently under a sleeping curse and she wants nothing to do with me😢

ElsaOfArendelle: I'm Elsa and I guess I'm still sort of with Liam (?)

ReginaMills: I'm Regina, and my first fiancé was Daniel, my husband was Leopold (by force), I was sort of with Graham at one point, and my second fiancé is Robin

ReginaMills: Was Robin

ReginaMills: Whatever

ReginaMills: What is the point of this?

EmmaSwan: To bring us together

WickedWitchOfTheWest: 🎶We're all in this together🎶

ReginaMills: I don't want to be involved in this

EmmaSwan: You don't have a choice

[ReginaMills has left the conversation]

[EmmaSwan has added ReginaMills]

EmmaSwan: You can't sulk forever

ReginaMills: You wanna bet?

EmmaSwan: Regina

ReginaMills: I'm not going to turn around and start making out with some dirty pirate I've hated until three hours ago just because Robin is gone! That may work for you, but it's not going to work for me!

ReginaMills: So don't expect me to so easily give into whatever you have up your sleeve to help me move on, because it won't work!

ReginaMills: Just leave me alone

[ReginaMills had left the conversation]

UrsulaTheSeaWitch: Are you going to add her back in?

EmmaSwan: No

~

Direct Message from NealCassidy to CruellaDeVil, HuntsmanGraham, KingArthur, LiamJones, PirateMilah, RobinOfLocksley, StableBoy

NealCassidy: Welcome to the Support Group for Dead People With Living Partners

KingArthur: Why bother adding Robin?

NealCassidy: Just in case

NealCassidy: Just state your name and your living partner

NealCassidy: I'm Neal, and Emma and I were together

KingArthur: I'm Arthur and I was married to Guinevere, and Zelena was my girlfriend

HuntsmanGraham: I'm Graham and I was sort of with Regina and briefly with Emma

PirateMilah: I'm Milah and I was married to Rumple and dating Killian

PirateMilah: That sounds like I was cheating on Rumple, but I guess I kinda was, so oh well

StableBoy: I'm Daniel and I was engaged to Regina

LiamJones: I'm Liam and I was dating Elsa. Or maybe I'm still dating her, I don't know...

CruellaDeVil: I'm Cruella and I don't know why I'm here? Is it because of Isaac? Is he still alive?

NealCassidy: Actually, I was going for SeaDevil, but whatever

StableBoy: Still no Robin?

NealCassidy: Nope😔

CruellaDeVil: Why do you care?

StableBoy: Because I know how much Regina loves Robin and it kills me that I can't bring him back for her

PirateMilah: You're not going to try to go win her back now that Robin's out of the way?

StableBoy: No!

PirateMilah: Well that's what Killian would do 💁🏻

NealCassidy: I noticed

PirateMilah: Sorry

StableBoy: I know Regina loves Robin more than she loved me, and that's okay, but now that he's gone, it just kills me to see her in so much pain

NealCassidy: And that is the ultimate struggle of being the dead ex

PirateMilah: You know you'll never be good enough, but you still feel all their pain

StableBoy: As well as still feeling your own pain from them choosing someone else over you

HuntsmanGraham: Well this just got really sad

KingArthur: Yep

NealCassidy: Until the next time👋🏼