A/N: Picture credit to @et.sq on instagram

May 17, 2016

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EmmaSwan: She's kinda scary when she's mad....

[comments]

ReginaMills: Good

EvilQueen: Not as scary as me😈

ReginaMills: Go away

EvilQueen: No

[EvilQueen is now EvilQueenOfLocksley]

ReginaMills: What are you doing?!

EvilQueenOfLocksley: If you won't be Regina Locksley, then I will

ReginaMills: But that's not fair!

EvilQueenOfLocksley: How so?

ReginaMills: It's just....not!

EvilQueenOfLocksley: Not good enough

ReginaMills: Why am I even fighting with myself?

ReginaMills: Forget this

~

Direct Message from ReginaMills to RobinOfLocksley

ReginaMills: I love you so much and I'm so sorry I suck at long distance relationships of any sort but I promise I love you more than anything and I'm so sorry I put you in the position I did with my dark and light side and everything, but I just miss you and I don't know how to cope

RobinOfLocksley: I love you too

RobinOfLocksley: And I'm sorry that there wasn't another option when I sacrificed myself for you. I'm so, incredibly, sorry that I left you on your own and wasn't there for you when I should have been

ReginaMills: So can we still be not technically married?

RobinOfLocksley: If you would like

ReginaMills: I would, yeah

RobinOfLocksley: Okay

[ReginaMills is now ReginaOfLocksley]

ReginaOfLocksley: Maybe I won't be such a sucky wife this time

RobinOfLocksley: Regina, you are the best wife I could ever ask for

ReginaOfLocksley: I love you so much

RobinOfLocksley: I love you too

~

Direct Message from EvilQueenOfLocksley to EmmaSwan

EvilQueenOfLocksley: So......

EmmaSwan: Looks like Regina and Robin are together again

EvilQueenOfLocksley: We both saw it coming, though

EmmaSwan: Yeah....

EvilQueenOfLocksley: And you haven't even broken up with that annoying pirate yet

EmmaSwan: Oh, shut it

EmmaSwan: You still haven't changed your username back

[EvilQueenOfLocksley is now EvilQueen]

EvilQueen: Now go break up with Hook

EmmaSwan: No!

EvilQueen: Why not?!

EmmaSwan: Because he's safe!

EmmaSwan: I don't want to go through what you and Regina went through with Robin because I'M FLIPPING SCARED TO DEATH ABOUT GOING THROUGH SOMETHING LIKE THAT AGAIN

EmmaSwan: Killian isn't ever gonna permanently die on me and I want that

EmmaSwan: I want safety

EvilQueen: Outlaw Queen shippers thought they had safety because they were shipping soulmates in a show about hope, but look where they ended up!

EvilQueen: Your safety isn't guaranteed

EmmaSwan: Clearly you don't know A&E

EvilQueen: But is safe love REALLY true love?

EvilQueen: Just consider it

EmmaSwan: It may not be true love, but I'm not after true love; I'm after safe happiness that's just good enough

EvilQueen: I guess it's whatever you want, but safe love is never quite as good as the real thing

[EvilQueen has left the conversation]

EmmaSwan: You know what?

EmmaSwan: Screw you

EmmaSwan: Screw you all

[EmmaSwan is now MissDarkSwan]

MissDarkSwan: She wants me to break the mold? Fine!

MissDarkSwan: But I'm gonna do it my way