LOCATION: LONDON, HERFORD BASE, dorm room 420

TIME:0800

(3RD POV)

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GERRY:"kraut!, pass the boof"

BANDIT:"Ja mein friend"

GERRY:"WHOAH!, That's the good stuff right there!, but have you ever had shrooms?"

BANDIT:"Of course!"

"I can guarentee that you've never had these!" Stated gerry a he pulled a plastic baggy of red mushrooms that were glowing green into view

BANDIT:"What are those?!"

GERRY:"some sweet ass kicks!, but in all seriousness these are mushrooms I found in the basement of a power plant in hawai, these will get you F U C K E D up!

BANDIT:" I dont know mein friend, that doesn't seem safe"

"Oh come on, dont be a pussy!" Gerry scoffed as he opened the bag and gave one to bandit who hesitantly ate it, and then proceeded to eat one himself

(The greatest high is this music)

Bandit:"I thought you said these were strong!?, these ain't shit!" Bandit said as he turned to gerry

Bandit:"AAAAAHHHH, WHAT THE FUCK!?"

Gerry:"hey you alright?, you ain't lookin too good man"

"W-wh-what-THE ACTUAL FUCK IS GOING ON!?"

Gerry:"hey, bandit-kun, the fuck you freaking out for?"

Bandit:"y-yo-your-A GODDAMN ANIME GIRL!"

Gerry:"*looks in a mirror* hmm, so it would seem" and proceeded to blow his brains out with a .44

(It is 8:42, I have been up since about 3 PM yesterday and I was put in a trance of hallucinations and bass by this, around a hour ago, I swear to god I'm not on crack, but, im on crack)

bandit:"*sporadic breathing and generally a intense panic attack" WHAT!? THE! FUCK! IS GOING OOOOOOOOON!?"

Gerry:"oh hey bandit"

Bandit:"AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!, GET AWAY FROM ME FOUL DEMON!" He screamed in fear as he put his fingers together, forming a cross and backed up, tumbling out the window

Gerry:"WOW!, WAY TO BE SO INSENSITIVE!, I'm sorry masterchief, he didnt meant that"

Masterchief:"its okay, but, I need a weapon"

Gerry:"SIR YES SIR!"
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Bandit:"WAAAAAAAAAAAAH!...where the fuck I am?"

He looked around to discover, he was falling into hell itself, and not even jaysus with frost Walker IV could save him

Bandit:"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-*Deep inhale of B R E A T H*-AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa-*another inhale*-AAAA-*Audible OOF*

Finally, he hit ground, and standing before him was satan himself

Satan:"oh heeeeyy, I didnt know someone was coming to visit little old me!, why, if I'd known I'd 'ave baked a cake!"

Bandit:"uuuh, hey?"

Satan:"oh where are my manners!?, my name is satan, but you can call me stan~*A very gay and feminine giggle*, now follow me and I'll whip you up something nice, then you can tell why you're here"

Bandit, who at this point was broken, was dragged along to the lord of hells house, where he was seated at a dinner table and told to wait

"here you are!, some of my famous 'Devil's Food', and a nice, homemade cup 'o tea!" Announced satan, as he walked in wearing a apron, only a apron, carrying a platter of cake and a pitcher of tea

"Sooo?, how'd you get here sweetie?~, and whats your name?"

"Uh, I fell out a window. And my names bandit"

"Oooh, bandit~, what a, strong, masculine, and intoxicating name~"

During his sentence, satan had somewhat, grabbed bandits foot with his feet, and now rested it beneath his apron

Now bandit jumped up, knocking over the table and food, and ran out the door

Bandit:"HELP ME JAYSUS, OH GOOD LORD, OH SHIQASS, JEEZUS!"

He ran faster than he ever did before, well, until he ran over a cliff, and tumbled down into a ocean of fire and rock

As he fell, he closed his eyes, at least this nightmare would finally end

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Bandit:"w-what?"

Loking around: he was in a alley, there were cops, and a crack woman sucking his dick, no other way to describe it, crack woman

"Good morning honey" she said, holding up her right hand, which had a gold ring on it

"AAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!'

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My brain hurts

Another chapter soon