Gerrys loadout for this mission is, his model 37 shotgun and pimp 1911s

David's loadout is his m4 and 1911

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(3rd pov)

HARRY:"here, you both need to wear these bodycam's"

"Aw man, last time I wore one of these they kicked me off the force, that black guy was not 'defenceless', he had one of them BBC's: big black ar-15's just like the ones on CNN" gerry complained bitterly as he clipped the bdycam on

DAVID:"and my boss kicked my ass for a week, how is it my fault you killed someone!?, I cant fucking control your autistic ass!"

GERRY:"I will have you Know my ass is not autistic!, my whole body is"

"moving on!" Harry interrupted before david could retaliate "you will be taking out a white mask VIP in Afghanistan"

DAVID:"Oh god, this isnt going to end well"

GERRY:"when are we moving out!"

HARRY:"Right now, jaeger will be your pilot"

GERRY:"Not necessary, I can fly us"

DAVID:"yeah i had his helicopter sent here, and I'd rather have him flying"

HARRY:"well, okay then"

GERRY:"TOO LADY BIRD!"

(Timeskip brought to you by the freedom mobile)

"MY BABY!" Gerry shouted as he tan to his beautiful work of aviation

(That erection raiser, but imagine theres a dachshund on the door with a waving american flag painted behind it, and on the tail rotor it says in white letters "lady bird")

(The dachshund, if you dont know the breed)

"Dont play it, dont play it, dont play it" david begged as he got into the back

"Dont be a pussie" replied gerry as he got into the pilots seat

"DONT PLAY IT!" Yelled David as gerry put on his pilots helmet and started the helicopter

"I cant believe you thought I would play that overused song!" Gerry yelled in disbelief into his radio

DAVID:"You always play it!"

GERRY:"What are ya gay?"

DAVID:"Unlike your dad, I'm not"

GERRY:"do you want me to throw you out of here like the commie bastard you are!?"

DAVID:"......"

GERRY:"That's what I thought, pussie"

DAVID:"YOUR MOM SUCK ME GOOD AND HARD THROUGH MY JORTS!"

GERRY:"MOTHERFUCKER!"

(Tineskip brought to you by david holding onto the landing rails after being pushed out)

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LOCATION:AFGHANISTAN

TIME:1700

They were now reaching there objective, it was In sight but they didnt have a attack plan

GERRY:"so how are we doing this?"

DAVID:"are you going to listen to me?"

GERRY:"maybe"

DAVID:"well, we have a couple of choices, we just airstrike the place and seem like pussies, or we assault it and do what they want us to do, or option three"

GERRY:"OPTION 3!"

DAVID:"yes, option 3"

GERRY"FUCK YEAH!, MOUNT UP COWBOY, WE GOT SOME BANDITOS ON THE RANGE!"

DAVID:"now that, was fuckin cringe"

Gerry began flying directly towards the safehouse, as they neared david got on the m60 which was mounted on the door

Suddenly they began taking fire from the safehouse

GERRY:"LOCKED?!"

DAVID:"AND LOADED!"

"YEEEEEEEHHHHAAAAAAAAAWWWW!" Gerry shouted as he fired a barrage of rockets at the safehouse, hitting nothing but being ggv cool as hell, and turned the helicopter to the side, giving david a clear sight to lay down fire

"HAHAHA, YOUR FUCKIN CRAZY MAN!"

White mask after white mask suddenly turned into swiss cheese, every attempt to fight back was utterly pointless

Finally there was one left, a madlad with a RPG, but he was cut down before he could even aim

DAVID:"LZ IS CLEAR, I REPEAT, LZ IS CLEAR!"

GERRY:"ROGER, SETTING DOWN!"

GERRY swiftly maneuvered the Huey to a landing pad near the safehouse, setting it down gently

Getting off they both rushed to the safehouse door

DAVID:"stack up"

GERRY:"you. Can stack this dick, OH YEAH!" He shouted and burst through the door, breaking it instantly and coincidentally the white masks skull, who was standing behind it

GERRY:"YOU JUST GOT NAE NAED!, REEEEEEEEEE!" He screeched as he lifted his shotgun Into the air like a tuskan raider and rushed forward down a hallway, while david went to the right

As gerry ran down the long corridor, he suddenly stopped

"Why do I hear the splinter cell soundtrack?"

Suddenly someone fell onto of him, quickly twisting them to be on the bottom, he shoved his shotgun in their face

"Dammit sam!, you cant keep doing that!"

"Sorry gerry, but I've got orders from harry AND the NSA to watch you"

"You damn old pervert!"

"*sigh* Goodbye sargent"

"Goodbye pee paw"

And with that Fisher did, well that shit he does, and disappeared

Continuing down the hallway, or corridor?, well it doesn't matter because he soon stopped at a door

Hearing voices and the sounds of guns, he took out a incendiary grenade and thrust it THROUGH the door

After about 10 seconds he shot the hinges and kicked down the door, to reveal absolute mayhem

Turns out there were 15 white masks in here, now all of them were burned alive, suffocated, or about to die

GERRY:"now that. is seriously. Fucked up!"

He gingerly stepped over the bodies until-

Gerry:"GAH, HWAT IN DA HELL?!"

one had grabbed his ankle

WM: "p-please m-mercy"
(WM stands for white mask)

"yo you Look like a burnt chicken nugget!" He shouted in disgust before he kicked the white masks hand off his ankle and shot him in the head

"DAMMIT, YOU GOT BLOOD ALL OVER MY DAMN YEEZYS!"

Continuing on, he reached a door at the other end if the room, no this is not like a video game dungeon, and opened it to reveal-

"ANOTHER FUCKING HALLWAY!"

And a looooooooong ass one too

"NO, NO, I AM A AMERICAN, I HAVE RIGHTS AND YOU CANT DO THIS TOO ME!"

"YOU KNOW WHAT, FUCK YOU AUTHOR, YEAH THATS RIGHT, AND I RELIZE THE IRONY IN THIS, I CONTROL THE SCENE BABY, WHOO!"

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(A/N: yeah fuck you too, and you better watch your fuckin mouth, or I'll get tachanka to struggle cuddle you!)
/ /

gerry yelled right before he slam fired his shotgun, creating a hole in the floor

Jumping down he landed on top of a white mask, with around 10 others surrounding him

"TONIGHT ON BOTTOM GEAR, I COMMIT MASS WAR CRIMES ON RADICAL TERRORISTS, DAVID TORTURES THE SURVIVORS WITH HIS GRABAGE MIX TAPE AND HARRY SUCKS HIS OWN COCK!"

Channeling his inner max Payne, he pulled out his dual 1911s as he crouched and spun 360° while firing both guns

Headshot, headshot, nutshot, headshot, they all fell dead or dieing

Standing up gerry blew on the barrels of his 1911s

Gerry:"and that's how you make a porno, mofucka!"

Continuing, he headed down, yeah, another hallway, until he reached a door

Stopping, he opened it to reveal, a small room with radio and surveillance equipment, a world map, and a desk at the back, with someone sitting at it

"Ah, we meet again, ghetto gerry, or should I say?, GHETTO GA-" the white mask was cut off by a bullet of freedom to the head

"Harry, target eliminated, moving to extract" gerry stated into his radio

Harry:"Roger, nice work!"

"Suck my cock gay boy!" "David, target down, wrap it up, we're leaving"

David:"roger, on my way"

As gerry turned to leave, he was stopped by the sudden sound of beeping

"GODAMN IT, THIS IS TOO FUCKING CLICHE!" He yelled as he sprinted out the room

He was almost to the door at the other end of the hallway when the bomb went off, sending him flying through it

Getting up he checked himself over

Gerry:" no cuts, but I'm going to look like my stepdad got drunk in a few hours"

Looking around he saw that he was below the helipad

"ARE YOU FUCKING KIDING ME, I COULD HAVE GONE THIS WAY THE ENTIRE TIME!" Gerry fumed

Climbing over the railing, he jogged over to the Huey, where david was waiting

David:" what took so long?"

Gerry:"he had a fuckin bomb set right before I killed him"

David:"the fuck is this, a bond movie?"

Gerry:"I'll tell you what it is, it's a 3 day binge of coke and hookers, get the fuck in the chopper!"

David:"aye aye!"

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1392 words, goddamn!

Well I hope yall enjoyed this chapter, I'm sorry it took so long, I realy just lost motivation

Next chapter will be coming this week, so stay tuned!