The Horny Immortal Cliche

Example: He/She had had many lovers, in each generation, in each century, since his/her birth and then rebirth in the 1600s. But this girl/boy... this one who had shining eyes and a kind face was superior to all.

Reasoning: OK WHY DO IMMORTAL CHARACTERS ALWAYS GO AFTER TEENAGERS AND REPEAT HIGHSCHOOL OVER AND OVER AGAIN LIKE WTF DUDE?!?!?!?!? GO FIND ANOTHER IMMORTAL.

AND WHY ARE IMMORTALS ALWAYS FROM LIKE THE 1600s OR THE 1700s???!?!?!?!!?!?!?!?!!?!?!?!?!!?!!?!?!!?!?!!?!?!!??!? WHAT IS IT WITH THAT TIME PERIOD THAT ENAMORS EVERYONE

Why: because essentially, even if the immortal looks young, they have aged. The younger charcter will never have that experience. Ever.

Why 2: pedophilia at it's finest. some four hundred year old person is constantly going to this stupid highschool to pick up younger kids who, in comparison, are essentially fetuses.

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