MA1YA 03, '68

Dear Mother,

I got married today.

And guess who was my bride? V? You guessed right! After much wooing on my part, I finally did it. I finally made V mine, in the presence of man, God and Holy Mary.

I feel so happy, great joy is bubbling beneath my skin. I don't even know how to describe it. (I'm too excited to write any coherent sentences so forgive the less descriptions.)

My wife awaits me in the hotel room. We are to consummate our love, Mother.

I CANNOT WAIT. Yes! Yes! Yes! Mother, I know it's not proper to tell you details of my sex life, especially that of my wife and I but I cannot help it.

I will sleep with V, touch those beautiful breasts of hers, kiss her on her soft lips, longing and hard, Then we will make rough, passionate love and I will gift her with the perfection of my seed, coating her womb with my essence, Mother.

Such joy. Imagine if our first lovemaking gets her pregnant. That would be awesome and you know what would even be better? V gifting me a lovely girl to play with. A girl to carry my lineage on. Even the thought of it is so wonderful. Absolutely delightful!

Anyways, I'm off. Time to sleep with V, my lovely lovely wife. But before I go, I will pray to holy Mary. Without her kindness, I wouldn't be the world's happiest man. Thank you Mary. I love you. I love you I love ypu!

Hail Mary full of Grace, the Lord is with you. Blessed are you among women and blessed is the fruit of thy womb, Jesus. Holy Mary, mother of God, pray for us sinners, now and at the hour of our death.

Amen.

Your newly-wedded son,
Ave Maria.