Me: I have a terrible announcement. One of my voices are back.

Pretzel: HI!

Me: Pretzel was actually the first voice that I ever heard in my head. The other voices and I had to lock them away for.... Reasons. But they somehow broke free and now--

Pretzel: AND NOW I'M BACK IN BUSINESS BITCH! BACK AS MY RIGHTFUL PLACE AS ALPHA! AND WHOEVER SAYS OTHERWISE WILL BE BROUGHT TO THEIR KNEES!

Me:...... If you have any questions, comment.