Teacher: Today we are going to be doing lab. But first we need scissors for some reason.

Everyone:*grabs scissors*

Me:*grabs my trademark red scissors**looks at my "friend" who is in the seat right by me*

Friend:*sees me* What?

Me:*smug cat smirk*

Teacher:*sits at her desk*

Me:*lunges at friend and tries to cut his ear off*

Friend: BITCH

both of us:*fighting*

Other girl that sits at my table:*doesn't get involved but Is cheering me on*

-10 Minutes later-

Friend I attacked:*holding scissors, waiting for me to attack*

Me:*calmly doing my work*