Thanks for the person who suggested this, DazzyKins and enjoy this parody!

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EXTRACTED NEWS PAPER THAT SOME RANDOM GUY PICKED UP

There have been random murders and stuff and cops still can't find the murderer even though she has colorful clothes I mean who wouldn't know who the heck she is.

Fortunately, one victim who is still in the hospital named Purplecloud told us her story. This is what happened.

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I was walking back home cause I couldn't drive and cause the storyline made me. when walking at night so I decided to take a shortcut...

Down a dark alleyway! Cause the plot made me do it.

I walked halfway down the path and felt a strange feeling like I was being watched because I'm psychic! *sarcasm*

I turned around like a ninja and saw some random figure trying to hide.

I ignored it and kept on walking. It kept on following me and it was so bad at being sneaky!

I had enough and turned around and saw...

A Jeff the killer rip-off. I'll just give you the dialogue now:

Me: can I help you annoying person?

Nina: GO TO SLEEP MY-

Me: *covers her mouth* tut tut tut! Don't want to hear your bad catchphrase. Now you should leave before I use my pepper spray

Nina: aren't you at least scarred?

Me: oh like I'm scarred of a teenager wearing a purple sweater and highlights yeah I'm spooked

Nina: hey I'm a original character!

Me: says the person that is shipped with everyone

Nina: why you little! *tries to stab me*

Me: *uses pepper spray*

Nina: OH GOSH IT BURNS!

Me: that's why you should never cut your eyelids kids!