Debbie ate her bag of popato chisps and scrolled through her dash. She checked all her updates and tried to update books. But for some reason, she felt like she was missing something. But whatever it was, she didn't care and it was probably something stupid. She continued on doing random stuff and yeah.

"Oh boy, they're really going at it." She said NOT reading an NSFW fanfiction.

The door kicked down an a rainbow colored, poorly sketched and hyper sexualized person went through.

"OMGGGG111!!!! DEBZ Y HVNT U UDATEE DIS BOK!!1?11?" And if you can't speak angry weaboo comment then she said "Omg!!! Debs why haven't you updated this book!?"

Debbie turned around and said, "Well when it comes to writing something and trying to make it funny and sound like the writer took some time on it takes longer than you expect, a delayed game is a good game but a rushed game is a bad game. I wish not to lazily spam short chapters because the reader would loose interest and stop reading, besides I want people to know I have a talent in me and I will tell them a story but I can't do that thanks to writer's block. I need to focus more on-"

"FUK U I DN CAR" She shouted, pulling a gun to her head. "U WIL MAK IT NAO!"

"Holy fuck fine if you want me to sell my soul to wattpad's shit side then okay you dickweed." Debbie said and began to type away her soul...

Once apon a time...

There was a time where magic ruled over the kingdom. But the results for this were drastic. The king and queen WERE CURSED. When the king and queen had a child it was a mary sue.

She already had blonde flowing hair, and was elegant and beutifer. She had a yellow eye on the left and an electric blue eye on the right. And she had cat ears. Her parents knew she was gonna be edgy mc my chemical romance when she grew up because of her powers.

So they threw her into space hoping she would end up in a different galaxy. That's where she met Peter Quil, her best friend, but Peter hated her. So he kicked her out of the galaxy.

Years later...

She was a abused child, but then she met another love of her life: Zalgos.

She croide out, "YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAS"

Den Zalgos died from the cringe.

She then got a letter that the parents she never knew she had were the queen and king, but they are ded and she needs to take over.

So she decided to go and to her home planet, but she got kidnapped by the evil villain... Lord H8r

She was all like, "Please let me go home, I have super special powers but for some reason I don't use them in damsel in distress situations like this!" Hater knew what was ahead and he threw her into a portal as he screamed in terror.

She entered an alternate universe witch wuzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz................ The roleswitch au- GOD FOKING DAMMIT WHY AM I HERE DEBBIE. "Fuck you Mavis you signed the contract."

She gently crashed onto everything. "GENTLY"

"Oh my grop! Are you okay!?" Rs!Sylvia asked her.

Mary looked up and saw the handsome and attractive face of rs!Wander. He was too busy figting with his husband Dmn hunter!Wander too notice her.

She couldn't stand to watch her future husbands fihgt so she got between them, "Omg, guysssssssssssss stop fighting!" At that moment both wanders noticed her exravagant(?) beauty.

"The fuck? who's saying that?" Dmnhunter!Wander asked, yeah he's the idiot."Saying what?" Mary asked."Those two voices!" rs!Wander yelled slowly going insane at the thought of marrying her.

Then a dragon showed up and kidnapped her... yeah... "Oh nuuuu! sdave my loves and gain my affection for meee!" She yelled, fasding into the distance...

"No thanks."

"Oh no! We must help her!" rs!syl said as she carried both wanders in that direction.

will our heroes save the day? who will Mary choose? Who is the mysterious kidnapper? Will Debbie continue on with the shittiest book in existance? find out next time in:

"Mary: Star crossed lovers"

Debbie: Well that was shit

Mavis: why am I here still?

Mary: U HAV 2 FINSH DA NEZT CHPR PLZZZZ!

Debbie: fuck that *burns everything* goodnight and good morning assholes (k im sorry)

Mavis: *kicks Mary out* Fuck you! You ain't marrying my gay child!

CHAPTERS COMPLETE YOU CAN GO NOW