Stranger: Wait, I have proof

Stranger: My phone's deformed body will be enough proof, right?

Stranger: How do we send a pic on this omegle thing?

Stranger: So, you gonna sit online but ignore me?

Stranger: I just come here for you :'(

You: Stahp

You: Before you get all soppy and friendly stahp

Stranger: Stahp?

You: goshhh

Stranger: What? English is not my first language

Stranger: Though I speak it very well ;)

You: Please do not use that winky face at me

Stranger: ;)

Stranger: ;)

Stranger: ;)

Stranger: ;)

You: Do you usually irritate people like this?

Stranger: No, you're the special one

You: I AM JOSE MOURINHO YAS

Stranger: Wtf

Stranger: That's a horrible joke

You: He's bae, okay?

Stranger: He's an old hag

You: Is not

You: You are an old hag

Stranger: Am not :(

Stranger: Am young and sexy

You: Nope

You: Young and sexy is Ronaldo

You: You are old and bald like Pep Guardiola

Stranger: You're hilarious, you know that?

You: You needn't send me a pic

You: Omegle doesn't do that yet

You: I think

Stranger: You think?

Stranger: OMG THERE IS SOMETHING WE BOTH DON'T KNOW XD

Stranger: That's awesome :D

You: I missed you, kind of

You: And stahp is just a cool way to say "stop" lol

You: Bye :D

You have disconnected.

[you all thought i'd take ages to update haha fooled yaaa! this was such a quick update, you guys should send me cupcakes-z-aquarius-kai

well, you didn't update any of your stories on your main account that's why-lazyrebel

oh well, you guys can still send me cupcakes-z-aquarius-kai

stop begging for food, zak. let them enjoy the awesome chapter XD pssst, send me cupcakes you all-lazyrebel

okaiii do vote+comment. please comment and let us know what you liked and all bc we love to hear your views, guesses, theories, etc.-z-aquarius-kai

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