Stranger: What is a bae?

You: You don't know what's bae?

Stranger: Is it a popular word?

You: Omg you seriously don't know what bae means?

You: HAHAHAHAH XD

You: Which rock have you been living under?

Stranger: Now you're making me feel like it's a crime to not know what this "bae" means!

You: It's a huge crime okay?

You: A huge monstrous crime.

Stranger: Hold on.

Stranger: According to google "Bae means "poop" in Danish and to add insult to injury, it means "bye" in Icelandic"

Stranger: So are you saying Ronaldo is poop or are you saying good bye to him? o_O

Stranger: Are you a Messi fan?

Stranger: Its okay if you are :/

You: WHAT!

You: MESSI? NOOOO

You: ARE YOU EFFING CRAZY?

You: YOU CAN HAVE MESSI IF YOU WANT

You: I LOVE CRISTIANO RONALDO DOS SANTOS AVEIRO

You: HE'S MY LIFE, MY LOVE, MY BAE

You: For your info, google isn't always right

You: "Bae" is short for "babe" or "before anyone else"

Stranger: Oh

Stranger: Ohhhkayy :D

Stranger: So, Cristiano is your bae? o_O

You: Yes :D <3

Stranger: Wow, you really like him.

Stranger: Have you ever met him?

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