I got my laptop out and opened it only to find out that I haven't closed the site since yesterday─I typed 'splenda daddy tae' in the tag bar and clicked 'Start Chat' and almost immediately the chat connected.

You: splenda daddy tae?

You: i can't believe i just called u that

Stranger: o shit waddup !!

You: how can I know for sure that its you?

Stranger: who else could possibly type in this tag?

Stranger: it's your fault for not giving a proper source of communication anyway ):<

You: ok

Stranger: so...

Stranger: you wanted to chat again

Stranger: you obviously wanna see my dick ;)

Why the fuck am i even still talking to that perverted idiot?

You: no

Stranger: you'll give in someday ;)

You: sure

Stranger: so what's your name?

You: not gonna tell you

Stranger: your name probably isn't that bad,, unless your parents named u harambe or some shit then it's understandable

You: um no?

You: I just don't wanna tell you

Stranger: well then I'll have some pride and won't tell you mine

You: lmao says the guy who gave me a link to his dick pic

You: besides I didn't ask for your name

I feel like im just being mean to him at this point and i feel kinda bad, maybe he was just looking for someone to talk to too?

Stranger: hmmm feisty

Stranger: daddy like ;)

Nope definitely not guilty anymore.

You: you are not my father

Stranger: don't ruin the kink ))-: just call me daddy

Stranger: how old are you btw

You: I'm turning 18 soon

Stranger: I just turned 18 a few weeks ago

You: oh happy late birthday then :)

Stranger: wow..that's the first nice reply you've given me so far!!

Stranger: omg that's so exciting!!

You: you're an idiot :)

Stranger: I'll take it as a compliment since you added a smiley face at the end

You: whatever

Stranger: will you give me any thing to contact you with this time?

You: no

Stranger: well I'm going out now so I gotta go

Stranger: if you send nudes i'll stay tho !!

You: choke

Stranger: if you wanna talk again I'll be here same time tomorrow (;

Stranger: byeee

Stranger has disconnected.

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A/N:: the amount of lame jokes that used to be in this chapter had me shookt