Pranking Mr. Piriate!

Sheridan's POV

I slumped my head on my desk it's been a week since I met the Avengers and accepted my duty as Card Seeker. Why does high school does have to be so hard? I asked myself bored

"Ms. Kai I would like you to pay attention" I looked up. Fudge.

"Yes Mr. Jake" I say

"Lockdown. Lockdown. This is not a drill. I repeat this is not a drill!" The principal announces. Everyone hides in a closet or behind the teachers desk. My head starts to hurt and I close my eyes and see a bright golden color. I sat up and opened the door.

"what are you doing!?" People hissed

"Come on out. I already know your hiding" I said once I was in the main hall. I sensed some people where looking at me and a now appeared strangers.

"Well I'm sure surprised that your the Card Keeper" a big man says laughingly. I touched my pendent and my high school uniform turned into my white cloaked dress with my scepter in hand.

"If you think so little of me then why don't you just come find out just how strong I am" I challenged narrowing my eyes at the big man as he chuckled.

"Fussy. I like it. Attack her!" He said to his goons

"Hn, you old coot how dare you use the Olympian Cards for evil " I growled and beat all the men.

"Because I can. There just weapons and cards after all" he said as he attacked

"There not just weapons and cards!" I hissed dodging an attack and getting a hit. "There living beings that deserve to be on their home in Mount Olympus" I growled as I knocked him out. I nodded my head in satisfaction.

"Thank you." Hermes said in my mind. I smiled

"Your welcome" I mind linked

"Hermes Card! Came to me!" I cried out as I slashed the card in my dark violet stone. Soon I was back at my desk my head slumped. "I hate the mist sometimes" I muttered paying attention to my class.

<timeskip to afterschool>

"Finally!" I cried out skipping towards the Avengers base. "Hey guys" I chirped when I entered the room

"Hey Sheri!" Everyone said coming out.

"Guess what?" I asked getting a cookie from Falcon. They knew not to take cookies from me since I almost destroyed their mansion base but Red Skull did that not me. Although I could of.....

"What is it Sheri?" Steve asked. I pulled out the Hermes Card out.

"Meet Hermes or Mercury" I said happily as I freed Hermes.

"Thanks a lot kid. Now time to deliver something to Hades. If ya need anything just summon these or my emotionless counterpart" I nodded happily as I got his flying shoes, his sword, and his staff cards.

"Thanks Hermes. For the cards" I chirped as he nodded and flew away.

"So what do you want to do?" Natasha asked

"Let's prank Mr. Pirate!" I said evilly. Clint, Tony, and Hulk wanted in as Natasha and the rest of the Avengers just sighed.

"What do we do?" Tony asked

"Are we gonna smash?" Hulk asked

"What's the plan kiddo" Clint asked

"Let's do...." I whispered the plan to them. By the time I was done we all had evil smiles.

"Let's go execute it! Pranking Avengers assemble!" Tony said

:::::::::::::3rd POV at S.H.I.E.L.D::::::::::::

Nick Fury was preparing to shower as he put his clothes in the washer and the dryer. He did everything as it normally was at S.H.I.E.L.D but for some reason everyone was trying not to look at him and when they did they usually tried to hide the fact that they were gonna laugh

"Okay people what's the joke?" Fury asked

"Um sir...." Agent Hill started trying to hold in a laugh. She handed a mirror to him. And what he saw made him furious. His face was pink dyed.

"STARK! HAWKEYE!" He shouted and went to his room to find his shampoo, his growing back hair gel, and his weapons either destroyed or painted in girly colors. "HULK!" He shouted

He went to the control center and contacted Avenger's Tower. Stark answered right away

"Hey Fury!" He chirped "what happened to you?" Stark asked trying to hide his chuckling

"Stark! Who are your subordinates!" Fury demanded well furious

"I have no idea what your talking about Fury. Although the new pink look suites you" Stark said with a suppressed laugh.

"Hiya Mr. Pirate!" Fury grows an irk mark.

"Stark and just who is she?" The girl pouts

"My name is Sheri Kai! Nice ta meet you Mr. Pirate, how did you like your regalo?" The girl named Sheri asked smiling as she skipped away

"Well sorry Fury hope you have fun with your new look I have a feeling it's gonna last for a few months" and with that Stark was out

"STARK! KAI!" Fury shouted so load that even Asgard and Mount Olympus gods and goddesses herd the shout.

"What did she do this time?" They asked chuckling

::::::::::At Avenger's Tower::::::::

Everyone was either rolling on the floor laughing or chuckling trying so hard not to laugh.

"That was hilarious!" Stark chocked out as he was laughing

"The look on Fury's pink face!" Clint also chocked laughing

"That was fun!" Hulk said chuckling so hard his stomach hurt

"You guys are funny!!" Falcon said trying so hard not to fall on the floor laughing

"So Sheri how long will the dye last?" Steve asked

"Oh about 9 weeks. Or if he washes hard enough 3 or 4 weeks" Sheri said smirking wildly.

"You serious?" Falcon asked as all of them laughed harder falling to the floor

"Yep!" Sheri said popping the 'p'

"Let's have Sheri come over more often" Natasha suggested. Everyone nodded and almost all day they we're trying to recover from laughing to hard.

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