Monday phobia

Aziz asked “What is the day today?”

Quasar replied “Monday”

Aziz exclaimed “What a terrible day-Monday!”

He got scared and ran away. He saw a teenager riding a bike.

Aziz cried “hey kid, give me that bike!”

He shoved the teenager off in such a manner that he managed to escape with the bike.    He went to his house as his maid stared at him with surprise. Aziz became so mad that he danced by singing rubbish songs.

He asked one of the maids “when is my HSC exam?”

The maid replied “tomorrow!”

Aziz said “really? Let me read a book… Sunday, Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, American Idol, Friday”

One of the maids said “its Thursday sir”.

Then Aziz went to the toilet as his childish attitude rose with power. He vomited.

He repeated “Monday sucks! Monday sucks! Monday sucks!”

Then he slapped himself.

One of the maids muttered “typical Monday phobic!”

Meanwhile, Badiul and the others laughed about the way Aziz’s antics. Farida, Quasar, Aura and Badiul announced:-

Friends and Colleagues,

There is something to say. The restaurant is gaining one million taka each; we should work hard, manage hard and make your teamwork. If Aziz sir comes don’t give updates about our improvement as I told you guys earlier!”

Everyone agreed. The chefs even the lazy youngsters worked hard until evening. Most customers and critics gave positive reviews about the restaurant. Most compared Badiul’s leadership with Aziz’s as some people were reminded of Afridi.

Meanwhile in the kitchen, Aura and Badiul smiled at each other as they were about to hug. Quasar and Farida asked “party?”

“Yes” said Badiul.

The party in the kitchen was noisy at night. Thebra Ali created a scene such that he took food so much that he gave a big fart that spoiled the fragrance of the restaurant. As Aziz came, he went straight to the washroom and vomited.

Aziz entered the kitchen as he danced but wobbled.

“Monday sucks! I am pom Gana, student of the year- I am proud of you…” said Aziz in a weary voice. He hit his face with a pan and singing as someone drunk was singing.

It was midnight, the head chef were about to go home. Suddenly, the clouds started to sound like thunder as it started to rain. He went so wet that he stepped into a mansion. The rain still did not stop. Quasar reminisces his earlier days at the restaurant.

He was reminded that Quasar, Afridi and Aziz were friends. After their college, they struggled to work as there were fewer employments at a time. The opened a small NGO office to work with mentally challenged people. As their rate has increased, they opened up The Gemini restaurant.

He smiled, just about to fall down to the sewage. The sewage worked like a quicksand that he lost his sandal. He went to his friend’s house; as he exchanged it he went home by holding one of the sandals in his hand. He was so wet that he was forced by his wife to shower in front of his whole neighborhood.

“You always think you are brave, right? You are not braver than me!” laughed Quasar’s wife.

Meanwhile Badiul was about to go to a mansion along with his umbrella. He saw that one of his neighbors was running away as his wife was chasing him with a medium sized bamboo.

“Who are you?” asked the wife.

“I am John Rambo” said the man.

“What is it in my hand?” asked the wife.

“Bamboo” said the man.

“You are an action hero right?” asked the wife.

“I have to go to the public toilet” muttered the man.

The wife was continuously hitting the neighbor. When they saw Badiul, they stopped.

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