Disclaimer: This is SaiOuma/OumaSai.

Shuichi Saihara was laying at his dorm's floor, staring at the ceiling. He was questioning his love towards the purple-haired boy, Kokichi Ouma. A very interesting person indeed. (Why did I read that as "porn" I'm-)

Not long ago, while he was just doing his daily routine of questioning everything about life, Kokichi knocked on his door asking for what he thought to be a date. And he was exactly right! The two were out in the garden, having a picnic.

Shuichi got a sandwich and ate it before he pulled a Food Wars but without the orgasms and moaning.

He quickly swallowed it before opening his mouth to speak,

"Y'know, I knew you cooked, but like, this is amazing!"

Kokichi snorted and opened his mouth to reply,

"I-It's just a sandwich S-Shu," he managed to say in between laughs.

"I know- BUT STILL-" but he was interrupted with a giggling Kokichi.

Shuichi then giggled too and that caused both of them to sound like lovesick teenage girls.

"WE-Haha-S-sound like teenage girls-" Kokichi told Shuichi.

Shuichi nodded and then came the wheezing part. The two boys went crackhead mode and couldn't stop laughing.

"S-SHU! I CAN"T BREATHE-"