Shuichi looked through Oma's closet, hoping to find something. Since he was bored and had nothing to do, he decided to just find random things on Oma's room. Although it is an invasion of privacy so he'll apologize if he finds something personal.

After a few seconds, he found it. The one, the only, secret stash of Panta.

"HELL YEAH, LET'S GO!" after dating Oma for more than two months (he still has yet to tell his other classmates), Saihara has drank more and more Panta. Enough to concern Kirumi, who take in mind, has seen Kokichi drink less than Shuichi. Even Angie is questioning Kokichi on what he did to him.

He opened a panta bottle and drank it, gulping it in a second.

He drank more.

And more.

And more.

"Hey son, have you seen Saiha-" Kirumi opened the door to see a passed out Shuichi. "HOLY SHIT WHAT THE FUCK OH MY GOD THERE'S A DEAD BODY!"

Kirumi knew that a body discovery announcement would pop up when three people would witness it so she screamed.

Which woke up Shuichi.

"HOLY FUCK HE'S A ZOMBIE STAYTHEFUCKAWAYFROMMESONNY!"

"So *hic* nny?"

"HE FUCKING TALKS AAAAAAAA-"

"WHAT THE FUCK IS UP KYLE- HOLY SHIT DID SAIHARA TURN TO A ZOMBIE?"

"What, no? Saihara-chan's not a zomb- HOLY SHIT HE'S A ZOMBIE FUCKING RUN."

"W-wait I-"

"OH, MY FUCKIN' ATUA HE DRANK OMA'S PANTA TOO, RUN AND NEVER LOOK BACK!"

Harukawa barged in "WHY THE FUCK IS YOUR FAMILY SO LOUD TOJO- ..."

"Holy shit Saihara, are you dead?"

"Huh? Sidekick isn't- HOLY FUCKING BUZZ LIGHTYEAR."

To be continued.

Next Chapter: The Case of the Drunk Detective