(Credits to lovelyemii for the idea!)

Shuichi was at his dorm, pleasuring himself. Lol nope, he was just laying down re-thinking life decisions. It wasn't before he heard a knock on the door.

He tiredly got up and walked hesitantly to the door, having suspicions that a person would kill him. He opened it to see Angie standing with Uno cards.

"Hi Angie!" he said, quickly changing his current mood. He felt that Angie is a very comfortable person to be around since Ouma is friends with her.

"Hello, Saihara-Kun! I was just wondering if you wanna play Uno with us since you know, you're dating my brother-"

"-I would love to!" Shuichi replied with light in his eyes sparkling.

Angie chuckled and gestured for Shuichi to follow her. They made some small talk on the way to Kokichi's dorm. Well, not really- But we don't talk about that-

Both of them soon arrived at the front door and Shuichi was about to knock until Angie barged in.

"WASSUP MOTHERFUCKERS!" she shouted to which Kirumi, who was already there waiting for the two to arrive, and Kokichi put both of their hands up saying "Ayy!"

Is this what they do every day? Shuichi questioned to himself before getting rid of the thought. "Do you guys wanna play some Uno?" he asked the three.

"HELL YEAH!" Kirumi shouted. The four formed a circle and Angie gave all of them the cards. It was a very intense battle.

"ANGIE WHY DID YOU UNO REVERSE ME?" Kokichi shouted in frustration as he looked at his cards.

"I'm finna win bitch," Angie replied with.

"PLUS FOUR ANGIE!" Kirumi shouted pointing at her and laughing uncontrollably.

"WHAT? NO."

While they were having a battle, Shuichi was thinking of a strategy. He quickly settled on one.

He won.

All you could hear was silence in the room. That is until Angie, Kirumi, and Kokichi wailed defeated.

"NOOOOOOOOO!" all of them said in unison.

"I win motherfuckers!" Shuichi said Oh shit, they're changing me Atua damn it- he thought.

Kirumi stopped wailing and sighed defeated.

"Welcome to the fam!"'she told to Shuichi.