Requested by: Wattpad user @anime_muslim
During a party, someone *cough* *cough* Leo *cough* spiked the punch, so reader has to help Raph back to the lair. On the way back, however, he keeps flirting with them with no intentions of stopping any time soon. I hope you enjoy!

Drunken Flirty Raph X Shy Reader

"CHUG! CHUG! CHUG! CHUG!"

The sound of the chanting crowd made you sigh as you sunk back into your seat. There was a party going on in the hidden city, and of course the boys wanted to attend with you. It wasn't that you didn't want to hang out with them, there were just... so many people.

You hummed as you heard the sound of Leo snickering. You looked over and raised a brow in confusion.

The blue clad turtle noticed your confusion, but instead of explaining, he pointed to Raph- who was in the center of the chanting crowd, guzzling the entire bowl of punch- and mouthed, "Just wait."

As soon as Raph had downed all the punch, he threw the empty bowl to the ground and the crowd erupted in cheers and screams. Nothing too bad was happening so far. For a few minutes, Raph was just cheering with hyped up crowd.

As soon as he went to give a high-five to someone, however, he missed and tripped forward, face-planting into the ground.

When he tried to get back up, he stumbled around a bit more as he chuckled and hiccupped. He bumped into a few things and people, even knocking some over, before collapsing once again.

"Leo..." you said, looking over at the turtle, who had a mischievous smirk on his face. "What did you do?"

"Whaaaat? Me?" he asked, feigning disbelief as he put his hands on his chest. "I did absolutely nothing! I just... added a few extra ingredients—"

"YOU SPIKED THE PUNCH?!" Your yelling drew the attention of several others towards you. Their gazes made you gulp, your anger sizzling down to embarrassment as you avoided eye contact.

"What? This party was getting pretty boring, anyways," Leo said, laughing to himself as his older brother stumbled to his feet and collapsed once again. "You got this, Raph! Just a few more tries!"

You sighed as you stood up, making you way to the turtle in red. "I'm taking him home."

"Good luck with that," Leo teased as he watched you try to help him to his feet. Key word: try.

As you wrapped his arm around your shoulder, he sent you a large grin, making your face heat up as you avoided eye contact. You had always liked Raph a lot, any friendly or kind gestures he gave you were enough to make your heart flutter. In the end, you were certain he didn't share the same feelings as you, but what was the harm in having a harmless crush?

"Alright, Raph, let's get you home," you said. The moment you took a step forward, Raph tripped and landed on top of you, making you yelp as he was crushing you under his wight.

"Eheh... Looksss like I'm- hic- fallin' for you in- in more ways than one~!"

You tensed up, processing what he had just said to you.

Was-

Was he hitting on you?

You could hear Leo doing his best to muffle his laughter, his hands covering his mouth as he hunched over.

You would have called him out on this if you weren't in public, and if you weren't dealing with.. this whole situation.

"Raph- C'mon, please get up, you're crushing me! Not to mention everyone is staring!" you whisper-yelled at the red clad, trying to pry him off of you.

"Haha! I- hic- I alwayss been crushin' on ya (Y/NNNN)," he slurred, making you pause your struggles.

"I-I'm sorry- Pardon?" (Y/N) sputtered, looking over at Raph with wide eyes and a face as red as his mask.

"Haha! Yeah~" the red clad slurred casually, almost completely oblivious to how much he was actually flustering you. "Heyy, by the way, have I- have I menshunned how- hic- how cute you arre?"

"I- I'm sure you don't mean that," you scoffed, trying to mask your embarrassment, "C'mon, we gotta go home."

You trudged past all the yokai, apologizing each time you or Raph bumped into one, all while Raph kept stammering flirty words in your direction, each making your face hotter and hotter. Even as you finally made your way to the sewers and neared the lair, his words didn't stop.

"You're- You're so- hic- so cuute, y'know that?"

"Raaaapphhhh.."

"Daaang, I must've saved an entire- an entire- hic- nashun 'n my pass life to dissurve someone so- hic- so prettyy.."

"Raph, please, that's enough.."

"But- hic- But it's truuueee! You're just- You're just so awesume, 'nd- hic- 'nd I really, reeeaally kinda wanna kiss you right now, y- y'know?"

You choked on your own saliva and stumbled a bit. That, combined with the fact that Raph could barely stand up on his own, made both of you collapse.

"Heyy! If you were- If- If you- hic- If you were fallin' f'r me, too, you coulda- hic- you coulda justt.. told me—"

You quickly stood up, cutting Rahh off, and blurted, "RAPHTHISISGETTINGRIDICULOUSCANWEJUSTGOBACKTOTHELAIRNOWIFYOUFLIRTWITHMEONEMORETIMEISWEARIMIGHTJUSTPASSOUTFROMHEATEXHAUSTION!"

You were both surprised at your sudden outburst. If your face wasn't beetroot red then, it was now.

Raph, however, simply let out another chuckle. "You're- You're also just- hic- just so cute when you're em- embarrassed!"

"Lair! Now!" you exclaimed, grabbing Raph's hand and practically dragging him behind you. You just wanted to get this over with so you could let your face cool off.

It didn't take long for you to finally reach the lair. "Here we are!" you exclaimed, bringing Raph over to the couch and plopping him down. "Now, you stay here and I'll be back in the mor—"

It was now your turn to be cut off. You yiped in surprise as Raph pulled you into his plastron and nuzzled your hair.

"Don't- hic- Don't go.. I just- I just wanna- hic- hol' you.."

"Raph!" you whisper-yelled, not wanting to be too loud and accidentally grab the attention of Splinter. This was embarrassing enough. If Splinter found out about this, he wouldn't let either of you live it down! "What if one of your brothers walks in on us? Or worse- your dad?!"

"Let 'em- hic- Let 'em walk in," he mumbled drowsily, his figure now relaxing. "I jus' wanna.. hold.. you..." His voice got quieter and quieter as he eventually fell unconscious, his gentle yet firm embrace keeping you in place.

You sighed, finding no reason to attempt struggling against the turtle that was so determined to keep you by his side. "Guess I'm not leaving.." you mumbled, relaxing a bit. You had to admit, he did look quite cute as he slumbered.

You yawned, eyelids slowly beginning to droop. Today was a long day. Why not relax? You gradually began to lose consciousness as you leaned against the red masked turtle, allowing yourself to succumb to sleep.

~^~ Bonus~^~

"I never thought I'd live to see the day I'd marry one of them off," Splinter chuckled to himself as he looked at your sleeping forms.

"What're you talking abou—?" Mikey held in a squeal when he saw you and Raph snuggling on the couch.

"What is going- oh... oh, this is perfect blackmail." Donnie smirked as he snapped a quick picture of the two of you.

Leo stood off to the side, a smug grin on his face. "I'm so proud of myself."

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This was my first time writing a drunk character (that I know of) and I had to pull up several guides to write this, so this might not be my best oneshot, but  it was very fun to write! Thanks for this request!