One day, I was lying on my bed, then stitch walked in

Stitch: hey thad, I have a surprise

Me: ok

Stitch leaves the room only to come in with his girlfriend, angel, in his arms bridal style

Me: well who's this

Stitch: this is my girlfriend, angel

Angel: hey

Me: how did she find us

Angel: let us get on the bed and I'll tell you everything

Me: ok

Later

Angel: so I was washed up on this beatch, and it had a big blue statue thingie, and it looked like king trident

Me: virginia beatch!

Angel: yup, so I followed a random car to see if there was a town I could stay in, and that's when I ended up here, in this apartment home, and I saw stitch hanging outside

Stitch: yeah, I could not tell you how happy I was to see my boochiboo again

He said as he booped angel on the nose

Me: well angle, do you think you can stay with us?

Angel: sure, I don't see why not

Stitch happily hugged his girlfriend, and I hugged both of them back, as I leaned against the bed