Hi my name is Donald Trump
But you can call me Tronald Dump
America, you're put of luck 'cause I think you all suck

I'll make 'Murica great again
by getting rid of Mexicans
I have a crappy toupée
And a bad tan too
By the way, if you're gay, I don't like you.

I don't wear my real hair down
'Cause if I do I'll look like a clown
I don't have any real friends
So let's make 'Murica great again