*Belches* 

Im having a damn mood swing 

Who is swinging im blinking 

Whose blinking, Im thinking 

My head's spinning, envisioning 

Something, wait what your sparkling 

Next moment your barking 

I mean saying, nothing I'm gaining 

All Im hearing, blah ble bleh blaming 

Then again you say things 

Ain't suiting my ears so im closing 

This whole thing is so boring. 

Wait, you mean am I over him 

Or he's over me, or were over on over 

Let me rewind it {blblblb} Now I feel bolder 

Yeah so wait, you mean am I over him 

Or he's over me, cause he's colder see 

Im Growing older fuck am I saying hold up 

I had 2 bottles of Hennessey, just hens I see

 Hence I see, Is my lens driving 

Me nuts, every pence lively 

Kicking my ass thence fighting 

My brain and my body 

Hope you get out nothing 

Cause Im yet working 

On this fucking mean thing 

And providing it a meaning

 Im to mean so I add an ING

 Fuck! I skipped ABC, that's elementary 

Its flashing on the news, an entity 

Small but titty, not witty but shitty 

Teeth gritty always hitting, hitting 

Hitting hitting. 

Fuck it. Aye, Im just kidding. 

None of you laughing, ahh shit's happening 

 Hey Ms. Cat screw your name 

Or keep your name screw 

Im back on insulting and this is day 2 

Hey you, I found you eating my grape fruit 

For that I'll sue you in my anti women hate group

 Oh even better your a bitch ass pussy 

Cause all of my life its shown your a CAT-ass-TROPHY 

I was the first to give you a Rat-Trap cozy 

You open it and eat it back-at-40 

 I can go on and lunch an attack 

Crunch it up till Im black and slapped 

Im pony trick one, slack cut me some 

Cause thingsome isnt matching hun 

I was told to in-come, *shouts* I need ing-tone 

Cream im getting horse black, horse white 

My objective is to be horse tight, but horse tied 

Make me feel so hoarse I'd 

Jump off the horse and let you tog hied 

I let your frain bried and leave you with a vigh hibe 

A/N Ahh... the mistakes made here are intentional. Just to make it comical. 

(Rhymed haha or "boss weasel" style henh henh henh henh) 

Well I hope you make my final stanza 

I can go on and lunch(launch) an attack 

Crunch it up till Im black(back) and slapped 

Im pony trick one(one trick pony), slack cut me some(cut me some slack) 

Cause thingsome(something) isnt matching hun 

I was told to in-come(come in), *shouts* I need ing-tone(toning) 

Cream im getting horse black(dark), horse white(too white) 

My objective is to be horse tight, but horse tied 

Make me feel so hoarse I'd 

Jump off the horse and let you tog hied(hog tied) 

I let your frain bried(brain fried) and leave you with a vigh hibe(high vibe) 

This one is totally gibberish. I bet more than laughing you'll curse this