I transformed into a dainty, delicate, sweet, kind, adorable, lovable, SWEET, caring, hopeful, beautiful, innocent, mannered girl.

"Tamaki." I announced. "You are going to have my babies."

"Okay, fuck you Haruhi." He said cheerfully.

"Don't worry, I never loved you senpai. Go fuck your self and die." Haruhi called.

"I don't care because I have your better long lost twin sister! Go die Haruhi!" Tamaki smiled.

"Not before you die first." Haruhi smiled sweetly.

"Here why don't I help you?" Tamaki threw a grenade a Haruhi while I smiled sweetly in the corner before tearing up.

"Haruhi always got the attention. I was always second best and everyone hated me. Everyone loved Haruhi and she basked in the love! It's all her fault! Die Haruhi die! Just because you were the only real character and I was born from Author's thoughts!"

"Yeah it's all Haru-chan's fault because she's smart." Honey agreed.

"And can tell us apart." Added the twins.

"And can look pretty and somehow can't turn into a Mary Sue?" Tamaki said.

"What do you mean Mary Sue? My name is Mary Sue Yuki Fujioka-Hitachiin! Tamaki are you cheating on me?!?"

"Of course not mon chère!"

(Author: don't know if Yuki got that right, feel free to correct her. PS Tamaki is not cheating but Mary Sue Yuki Fujioka-Hitachiin is. With everyone. Like literally fucking everyone.)

Shut. Up. Author!

Annnnyway.

"I can play the piano too Tamakiiiii!"

We played an amazingly, beautiful, intricate, gorgeous, breathtaking, graceful duet that I will leave a link you either probably won't listen to or play at the beginning only to realize,

Oh crap there was a sign that was supposed to tell me when to play it... OOPSIE!

Play the music here.

(Crew: *whispers*
Author: what do you mean we don't have any music to play?
Crew: *whispers*
Author: what do you mean the link doesn't work?
Crew: *whispers*
Author: what do you mean you are too lazy to change it?!? Wait, no I understand that one.
Author: okay no music. Bye. 😁)

"Tamaki I found your mother even though even fudging Kyoya Ootori who somehow knows all of ours likes, dislikes, medical conditions, and tendencies couldn't find her."

"HURRAY FOR YUKI-SAMA!"

"I also got your grandmother to stop being a bitch, even though you are like perf as fuck around her and she stills hates you."

"HURRAY FOR YUKI-SAMA"

"The only condition is you have to marry me."

"NOOOO SHE'S MIIIIINE!" 

And then my harem dished out a war for my hand.

It was great.

Did I mention that I, Mary Sue Yuki Fujioka-Hitachiin, am a dainty, delicate, sweet, kind, adorable, lovable, SWEET, caring, hopeful, beautiful, innocent, mannered girl?