"I LOVE SWEETS AND EVERYTHING CUTE!" I shouted.

"LETS BE BEST FRIENDS! CAKECAKECAKE(HELP)CAKECAKECAKE(ME)CAKECAKECAKE!" Honey cheered.

"Look! Now I'm exactly your height!" I said, shrinking down.

"And now I have an a stuffed toy too! I'll name it...Fluffy-chan because I'm being cute!" I grinned, holding a new stuffed bear/panda/bunny/puppy/kitty.

"Fluffy-chan, meet Usa-chan." Honey said proudly.

"Aw they are besties!!! Let's go eat cake because I magically like the same things as you~! Because this won't get boring at all!"

We ate alot of cake.

(Author: a lot.)

Then we decided to make the guests think we were cute by being Honey's even though I'm a girl who dressed like a boy who they literally saw 5 godamn minutes ago fully grown.

But yeah, fuck you logic.

Then we decided to take a nap because why not steal Honey's act? It's not like he'll mind there is another him that he'll end up marrying! Psh naw. Where'd you get that from?

We woke up 749 hours later after Tamaki tried to wake us up and we killed him but still woke up.

"Let's climb Mori!" I cheered, psh Mori wouldn't mind. He is a monkey after all!

Silly readers.

So we climbed Mori for hours and Honey still had no lines.

I'm just narrating everything because you love to read my thoughts and have no details. Yep. Don't deny it.

This is the best thing ever for you.

Because who cares about the people the author is supposed to be writing about! Ahahahaha!

"Let's spar in the middle of the host club!" I cheered.

"Ok! Cake!"

And then we did a ninja battle.

It went like BAM! And then like BOOM! And everyone was like GAAASP! And the girls were like KYA!

And I won. Because guess what readers? Apparently I can beat the Honey with no effort!

I smugly laughed as he lay broken and bleeding to death on the floor.

"C-cake...(thank you so much, I was going to go insane but now I can finally be taken away from this hell) goodbye cake..."

"Oh wow you are so cool!"

"Yeah who cares Honey is dead now!"

"Or that you basically stole his entire character!"

"Yay! Fuck Honey!"

"We are just going to praise you without questioning how you got short, why you killed Honey, and where you fit that random animal!" The host club cheered

"Yep I'm just that awesome. Mori's probably going to die of a broken heart now though..."

"Who cares about them?!? Eventually you'll take over the entire show anyway!" They laughed as Mori curled into the corner, dying.

"Hm good point!" I clapped my hands. "Go die all of you! Muhahahaha!"

"Yes Yuki-sama!" 

"Yay!"

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For some reason writing this chapter cracked me up😂