I dropped a tea set.

"OH NOOOOOO!" I threw my arms up wailing.

"That's costs 2,000,000¥." Kyoya said with a kind smirk.

"I'll work it off even though I'm so rich, that's pocket change for me!" I giggled.

"You'll be the first girl host!"

"No she'll be our maid!"

"No our cook!"

"No she'll crossdress!"

"Okay! I'll be the crossdresser who will host, clean, and cook!" I giggled.

"Doesn't Haru-chan do that Cake?" Honey questioned.

"Who cares about Haruhi!" The club laughed loudly.
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Oh noooooooo! They threw my bag in the lake!

"WAAAAAAH!" I dived in and got it, crying over a photograph of my dead dad.

(Author: Your Dad isn't dead. He's in Egypt.)

He abused me yesterday.

(Author: No he didn't. He was at the Nile.)

Shut up Author! You don't understand me! I wailed in my mind.

(Author: Dude. I created you. I created every thought in your empty mind. I think I understand better than you do.)

NO! DON'T TRY TO COMFORT ME OR CHANGE MY MIND!

(Author: Dafuq? How was I-you know what? Never mind. Please continue your tirade, oh great Yuki.)

Hmp!
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"You are the misunderstood girl next door who is secretly abused, bullied, suicidal, and beautiful!" Renge announced.

I giggled, "I'll sing for you!"
"I'm a Barbie girl, in a Barbie world
Life in plastic, it's fantastic
You can brush my hair, undress me everywhere
Imagination, life is your creation

Come on Barbie, let's go party!

I'm a Barbie girl, in a Barbie world
Life in plastic, it's fantastic
You can brush my hair, undress me everywhere
Imagination, life is your creation

I'm a blond bimbo girl, in a fantasy world
Dress me up, make it tight, I'm your dolly
You're my doll, rock'n'roll, feel the glamor in pink
Kiss me here, touch me there, hanky panky
You can touch
you can play
if you say "I'm always yours"

I'm a Barbie girl, in a Barbie world
Life in plastic, it's fantastic
You can brush my hair, undress me everywhere
Imagination, life is your creation

Come on Barbie, let's go party! (Ah ah ah yeah)
Come on Barbie, let's go party! (Oh oh)
Come on Barbie, let's go party! (Ah ah ah yeah)
Come on Barbie, let's go party! (Oh oh)

Make me walk, make me talk, do whatever you please
I can act like a star, I can beg on my knees
Come jump in, bimbo friend, let us do it again
Hit the town, fool around, let's go party

You can touch
you can play
If you say "I'm always yours"
You can touch
you can play,
If you say "I'm always yours"

Come on Barbie, let's go party! (Ah ah ah yeah)
Come on Barbie, let's go party! (Oh oh)
Come on Barbie, let's go party! (Ah ah ah yeah)
Come on Barbie, let's go party! (Oh oh)

I'm a Barbie girl, in a Barbie world
Life in plastic, it's fantastic
You can brush my hair, undress me everywhere
Imagination, life is your creation

I'm a Barbie girl, in a Barbie world
Life in plastic, it's fantastic
You can brush my hair, undress me everywhere
Imagination, life is your creation

Come on Barbie, let's go party! (Ah ah ah yeah)
Come on Barbie, let's go party! (Oh oh)
Come on Barbie, let's go party! (Ah ah ah yeah)
Come on Barbie, let's go party! (Oh oh)" I sang while Haruhi sat in the background.
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I made the twins fight and then make up while Haruhi sat in the background.

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Oh nooooo I was swept away by a wave with Honey while Haruhi sat in the background!
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I stayed on the cliff at the beach and told Haruhi to run with the girl. She ran with her to the hosts as I tried to beat up the thugs...!

I was thrown off the cliff.

Then I drowned.

Had my first kiss. (CPR is great guys)

Everyone was upset with me.

Then Kyoya tackled me to the bed,

Then they figured out my fear of everything.
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Then I was dead for some reason, idk to be honest? Did I commit suicide or did my dad beat me to death? Honestly don't know.
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I was in coma for 300 months wtf.

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Then I kissed my host and we got married then we a gajillion babies then we moved to Disney Land but then we got killed by a runaway ride.

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Whoops that last one was a dream. But I know what I have to do now.
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Lol the whole club is my boyfriend now.
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I killed Haruhi. Whoopsie.

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Lol no one cared. Love my boyfriends.

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The next chapter is the last. I bet y'all are sad Yuki won't be here no more ;D