You are in a plane to Europe, sitting next to Leafy, thats sleeping. Then, a raging 12 year old said to you, "you and your boyfriend is faggots i while hijack this plane and kill you both im a musically god"

Then, an angered Calvin woke up and said, "lel Im the reptilian overlord, I will let my reptilian babies to eat you you drink bleach kys faggotssssss"

You both hiss at the faggotory 12 year old abd he cried and jumped out of the plane

"Git gud" said leafy as you rest your head onto his chest and you both went to sleeps until the plane landed and you both had a good trip in Europe