me and my brother: *airing up balloons for our little cousins birthday*
cousin: *walks up to us* alex! what are you doing?
alex: im doing a wonderful job
cousin: ok good, but no talking loud! *walks away*
me and alex: *continue airing up balloons*
cousin: *comes back*
kendra! how are you and alex doing?
me: im doing a great job, but alex is slacking and talking loud
cousin: alex! you're fired! no talking to kendra, too!

i got him fired about 20 times after that, and i was promoted to super manager XD

me: okay alex if she comes by i'll say i was talking to you
alex: okay
cousin: *walks over* whats going on here?
me: *points at brother* he was talking to me
alex: TRAITOR, no she's lying
me: no, he's lying! id never lie to you, right?
alex: that's also a lie!
cousin: alex you're fired!

also our cousin is six so yeah XD