Jez: Wanna see my 50s crushes?

All: *Nods*...

Jez: We'll start off with this guy--

Sephy: You do know who that is right?!

Gypsy: Fuck yes Jerry Lee my first Rock N Roll crush!!

Lenore: You liked him?! What about Sinatra?!

Jez: Still like him.... and I'll always love Ol' Blue Eyes!!

Sephy: You realise he was abusive...

Jez: Leave me alone I have issues...

Mini: *chuckles* That would be my fault...

Jez: No you're the reason I have a Daddy Kink...

Mini: No that's John Entwistle's fault 😉

Gypsy: And Bob Dylan's, Tom Petty's, Todd Rundgren's---

Jez: Alright I admited it can we drop it I have more crushes you know!

Joon: *imitating Todd* Ay yer a bee-u-teeful bunch!

Jez: *face palms* Anywho up next is Gene Vincent...

Lenore: He's pretty...

Sephy: ...

Jez: Nothing to say?

Gypsy: Course they can't cat's got their tongue...

Joon: I understand I mean it's Gene how can't you like him?

Jez: Moving on...

Lenore: will Elvis be in here?

Jez: Er no--

Lenore: But I'm crazy about Elvis--

Gypsy: *singing* She's crazy bout Elvis--

Lenore: Shut up you Heartbreaker Harlot!! *chucks a shoe at Gypsy*

Gypsy: *laughing*

Joon: Ladies!

Jez: Here here's Elvis to sedate Lenore!

Lenore: 😍

Sephy: Ya know he looks a bit like our grandfather right?

Lenore: He does not!!

Gypsy: She's right you know!!

Joon: Look *shows pictures*

Lenore: 😨 *doesn't find Elvis attractive anymore looks to him like a grandfather*

Jez: See why he wasn't on the list?

Lenore: *nods*

Jez: Now may I continue?

All: Continue...

Jez: Thank you, right next is Carl Perkins...

Joon: Yes!!

Gypsy: I can't believe you didn't recognise him without his specs...

Jez: Hey I've only ever seen Carl young thank you....

Joon: He got better with age 😉

Lenore: His cute but Jimmy's still better...

Sephy: Do you know how inspirational this guy is without him your boy wouldn't have a pot to piss in...

Jez: Next is this guy!!

Lenore: Johnny!!

Sephy: Holy shit she knows one...

Joon: Cash has been a constant musician in our lives since we were young course she knows him...

Gypsy: That and he's good lookin' she don't forget good lookin' men...

Jez: Last man is this looker right here

Gypsy: She saved the best for last!!

Mini: *screams* BUDDY HOLLY!!

Lenore: He's alright...

Sephy: Awe he's got a heartwarming smile so innocent...

Joon: Wait til you hear his voice it will have you naked in 2 seconds...

Jez: Really Joon?

Joon: You know it's true...

Jez: *puts face in hands*

Gypsy: *pokes Jez with a stick*

~ 💘