We drove up to the museum and parked before getting out of Bee. Simmons got some binoculars out and looked at the museum. I personally just wanted to get to the action.

I leaned against Skids and watched them watch the museum. Sounds fun? It's not.

"Smithsonian Air and Space Museum. Land of dreams in there. All I ever wanted to be was an astronaut." He told us. I screamed before closing my eyes tightly.

"Look away! You'll get nightmares!" I told the others. Too late.

I heard fabric being ripped away. "Hold those." Simmons told Sam, before handing him his pants. Now! I'm going by memory people! I'd rather not see Simmons in a man thong. Yes, my dear readers, I know it's a jock strap, I just consider it a man thong.

"What is that?" Sam asked.

"What? I wear them when I'm in a funk. So does Giambi, Jeter. It's a baseball thing." I finally looked after I heard Mikaela slap the sticker or whatever on Simmons suit. "Okay. Watches synchronized, sharp mind and empty bladder. You get caught, demand an attorney and don't ever say my name. Okay, take one of these pills. Slip it under your tongue. It's the high-concentrate polymer they put in Oreo cookies. Tricks the polygraph every time." He tossed Sam pills before Sam gave them to Mikaela and I. "Okay. Now, let's get this show on the road." Simmons pulled a taser out a zapped it a couple times, freaking Leo out. I shook my head at him before slipping the pill under my tongue.

"Whoa, whoa, no, listen, I can't do this."

"Yes."

"I'm not some alien bounty hunter, guys. I'm not gonna do this. Guards have guns. I don't want to die." Leo told us. I had to move off Skids because Simmons was backing Leo up into him by chest bumping him.

"Kid. Kid. Kid. Kid, kid, kid. You compromise this mission, you are dead to me. Now look into my eyes and tighten up that sphincter." Simmons told him. I scrunched my face up at a visual I did not want.

We watched as Leo walked toward the museum.

"He's gonna mess this up." I tell them.

"How?"

"Simmons, you gave Leo a taser....does that sound right to you?" I ask him.

We started to walk towards the museum before it closed us out.

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"The museum is now closing." We heard throughout the building.

We, Sam, Mikaela, and I, couldn't hear what Leo or Simmons were doing since we were inside a plane but I could hear faint talking.

"How long do we have to wait?" Sam asked me.

"Shh! Just wait."

We waited a bit longer before I waved my hand and jumped out of the plane with them following me out. I went with Mikaela and helped her with the box Wheelie was in. Simmons came running over.

"Did I not tell you?" I asked him.

He gave me a sarcastic thumbs up before talking to Sam. "We just downed five guards. Five guards. Get your stuff and get out of here. Get out of-"

"Give me a second here."

"I got to get the tracker, all right."

"Be good." Mikaela told Wheelie while pointing at him.

"I'm claustrophobic." Wheelie gasped. I smiled at him.

"Poor Wheelie!" I cooed over him. He looked at me confused.

"How do you know my name?" He asked me. I shook my head at him before walking up to Sam and Simmons.

We started walking around the museum with me on Wheelie's tail waiting for him to take off.

When he did I called to everyone behind me. "Guys!" I started running after him.

"Look, look. Follow him. Follow him. He knows where he's going... Mikaela said before following us.

"He knows something!" I heard Mikaela yell while I was sprinting after Wheelie. We made it to JetFire first. We didn't have to wait long for the others to arrive.

"You got what I got?" Simmons asked pointing his device at the jet in front of us.

"Yeah?" Sam said.

"Blackbird."

"Ooh, there he is. This guy's a legend, like, like, like the Chairman of the Board! Yo, freshman, point the shard and watch the magic happen." Wheelie told us after he transformed. Sam pointed the shard at the jet and we watched as it flew toward it.

"Oh! Heads up! It's a Decepticon!" I told them and watched all of them spin to face me.

"What?!" Sam and Mikaela yelled.

"Decepticon?" Leo and Simmons asked.

"Yes! Keep up will ya?" I rolled my eyes at them before turning toward the jet.

"Behind the MiG now!" Simmons yelled as it started to transform. Everyone ran while I just stood and watched. "Girl!" Simmons yelled at me. I ignored him. I backed up a little to avoid getting hit by falling parts.

"Ah. What sort of hideous mausoleum is this? Answer me, pawns and knaves! Show yourselves or suffer my infinite wrath!" I noticed the others come out from under the plane they were hiding under. "You little spinal-cord-based organisms!" He stepped forward and got hit in the head with a plane part. "Oh, bugger it. Behold the eternal glory of... Jetfire! Prepare for remote systems override!" He started toward the exit.

"I tell you, this guy did not age well." Wheelie said from my foot, which I nudged him with, with a smile on my face.

"I don't think he's gonna hurt us." Mikaela said.

I shook my head. "He's not." I reassured them. We walked slowly up behind JetFire and watched as he tried to open the back doors.

"I command these doors to open! Fire! I said, fire!" He yelled. He punched the door and a missile fired alright....just in the wrong direction.

"Whoa whoa whoa!" Sam and Simmons started yelling while Mikaela shuffled closer to me.

"Oh, bollocks! Damn these worthless parts." JetFire exclaimed while hitting the doors until they flew off.

"Wait a second!" Sam yelled before running after him with all of us behind him.

"ltchy, wretched rust in my arse! Ah!" JetFire yelled out while....moving...a piece of armor further onto his butt?....did I get that right?

"Oh, the museum is going to be very angry. Very angry. We gotta catch that plane." Simmons told us while running after Sam. I soon heard the engines of the Autobots coming up behind us.

"Right. I'm on a mission." JetFire says before banging his fist onto a plane and turning around taking a jet's wing off.

"Wait, wait, wait, wait!" We all yell at him trying to get him to calm down.

"What do you want?" JetFire asks us.

"Look, we just want to talk!" Sam tries to reason.

"I have no time to talk. I'm on a mission. I'm a mercenary doom-bringer. What planet am I on?" JetFire says stomping his foot.

"Earth." I answer. What? I want some part in this too. Not just the girl that sits in the background.

"Earth? Terrible name for a planet. Might as well call it dirt. Planet dirt. Tell me, is that robot civil war still going on? Who's winning?" JetFire exclaims while getting close to the ground.

"The Decepticons." Sam answers this time.

"Well, I change sides to the Autobots."

"What do you mean, change sides?" Sam asks.

"Stupid Sam." I mumble under my breathe.

"It's a choice. It's an intensely personal decision. So much negativity. Who wants to live a life filled with hate?" JetFire explains. I look down at Wheelie, waiting.

"You mean you don't have to work for those miserable freaking Decepticons?" Wheelie asks the huge mech.

"If Decepticons had their way, they'd destroy the whole universe." JetFire answered him.

I covered my mouth and stifled my laughter at what was coming next. I was quite relieved that he still went for Mikaela and not me.

"I'm changing sides. I'm changing sides, too, warrior goddess. Who's your little Autobot?" Wheelie asks her while kissing her foot.

I looked at Sam and saw him looking at her with a confused face, which only fueled my growing laughter.

"Aw, you're cute."

And....now he's humping her leg.

"Name's Wheelie. Yeah. Yeah. Say my name, say my name." He started to pant. I couldn't hold it in anymore and uncovered my mouth and laughed loudly.

"What are you allowing to happen to your foot just now?" Sam asks gesturing to him with his hand.

"At least he's faithful, Sam." I had to roll my eyes at that one. I mean come on! Alice was a robot!

"Yeah, well, he's faithful and he's nude and he's perverted." Sam pointed at Wheelie who was still humping her leg. I laughed some more. Simmons and Leo kept looking between Wheelie and me.

"Can you just... can you stop?" Sam kicked Wheelie off her leg before pushing him back causing him to fall backwards.

"What are you doing?" Wheelie asked while getting up.

"It's just something to think about. I won't argue with... what were you saying?" Sam asked JetFire, oh, whoops forgot about him.

"I told you my name was Jetfire! So stop judging me!" He said while hitting his walking stick into the ground. Woah! Defensive!

"Woah! Wait!" I joined in as we all fell to the ground from the force of it.

"Somebody shit the bed this morning." I laughed slightly as Wheelie said that from beside me.

"I have issues of my own, and it started with my mother! My ancestors have been here for centuries. My father, why, he was the wheel! The first wheel. Do you know what he transformed into?" JetFire asked us.

"No." Simmons answered for us.

"Nothing! But he did so with honor! Dignity, damn it!" Guess what happened next.....really guess.

I started screaming with laughter as he farted out a parachute. I rolled over onto the ground attempting to muffle it into the grass.

Everyone around me started yelling though. I felt the ground tremble as he fell to the ground, I got up and ran with everyone else to meet him.

"Oh, bollocks. My boosters are fried. Aww." JetFire said

"I think we can help each other. You know things I don't know. I know things you don't know, I do." Sam told him

"I don't think he knows anything. Honestly, I don't." I slapped Leo across the head.

"Would you stop?!" He yelled at me holding his head.

"When you stop being stupid and rude I will." I told him.

Sam got a knife from Simmons and started to carve symbols into the grass showing JetFire, who was now standing. "I could do this all day. It comes in waves, these vivid symbols. They're symbols, but they're in my mind. You see, all this is in my mind and Megatron wants what's in my mind. Him and someone called the Fallen." I listened as I stood beside Mikaela. I watched at Bee and the twins drove closer behind Sam.

"The Fallen? I know him. He left me here to rust. The original Decepticon. He's terrible to work for. It's always apocalypse, chaos, crisis. These transcriptions, they were part of my mission, the Fallen's search. I remember now, for the Dagger's Tip, and- and the key." JetFire told him tapping his metal beard.

"Yeah, wait, slow down. The Dagger's Tip? The key? What are you talking about?" Sam asked him.

"No time to explain."

"Guys! Get together!" I scream running towards Sam and Leo with Simmons and Mikaela behind me.

"Wait, wait-" Simmons tried to talk.

"Hold on, everybody! Stay still or you'll die!" JetFire said yelled while activating the space bridge.

Last thing I saw was bright light and then darkness. Oh goody! I wonder where I'll land. Glad I'm not Mikaela.