Littles: Changbin, Hyunjin, Jisung, Felix, Seungmin, and Jeongin
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Caregivers: Chan and Minho
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Requested by: penguinPruzinsky
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(Not me not uploading for a week.)
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"I want to smack my head on a wall, I want to cry, I want to hit something, I want to scream-"

"Chan."

"I want to boil a pot of water just to overcook pasta-"

"That's just wrong. Anyways, why are you so upset?"

Papa Chan and Mama Minho, as the littles called them, were in their bedroom upstairs.

"I'm not upset. I'm just stressed."

"Why?"

"You haven't been downstairs today have you?"

"No..."

"Well follow me Minho, and prepare yourself."

"I'm scared now."

"You should be."

Chan took Minho's hand, leading him out of their bedroom, and to the top of the stairs.

They could hear laughter, running, and cute baby voices from downstairs.

"Hug?"

"You want hug? Here."

As they walked down, they saw Little Felix getting a hug from Little Changbin.

They also saw Little Hyunjin, who had somehow acquired a random cat off of the street and was bringing it back outside.

"I love chu! So much!", Felix yelled.

"I love you too! Let go play wiv brothers outside!"

The littles ran outside.

"Chan. Are they...all...little today?"

Chan slowly turned to Minho.

"I wish I could say no...but Minho...they're all Little today."

"Well...it was nice knowing you. I might cease to exist after today so I'll say goodbye now."

"Same."

The back door opened again, and the youngest of the babies, a very cute Jeongin waddled up to them.

"Hi baby, are you having fun?", Chan asked.

Jeongin smiled, holding Chan's hand.

"Did you come to get us?"

The baby nodded.

Chan and Minho tried to mentally think of all of the reasons why the littles would send Jeongin inside to get them.

Meanwhile, the tiniest baby brought his "parents" outside.

When they got out there, the kids were all speeding around the yard, doing their usual screaming rituals, chasing one another, and trying to figure out what to do with the cat Hyunjin definitely stole.

"I already want to go back to sleep.", Minho said, watching Seungmin eat a piece of grass.

As Chan looked closer at the babies, he realized something.

"Hey, umm, Minho?"

"Yeah?"

"Did you...cut their hair?"

"No. Why do you-...oh my god look at their hair..."

The parents hadn't even realized that every single one of the babies had hair that was cut short, cut uneven, and cut into random shapes.

"Who...did this?", Minho asked.

Jisung came running up to them.

"Mama! Dada! I found chu scissors! A-and I remember that hair lady say we need haircut next week! So, I cut brothers hair for her!"

Chan sighed, not sure whether to laugh or cry.

"Jisung, baby...number one, you're not supposed to play with scissors. Number two...you're not supposed to cut anyone's hair."

"But I help! Right papa?"

"Come on don't be mad at the baby. He's so cute and squishy.", Minho said, squishing Jisung's face.

"Minho, Felix looks like a freshly bathed duck over there, Jeongin, who just took off his hat so I can see his hair, looks like a newborn baby, and Hyunjin looks like a steamed dumpling."

Hyunjin and his short blonde hair felt offended by this statement.

"But he wanted to help. And honestly, they don't look bad. Aside from the fact that they all look like they could be entering the military.", Minho said.

"Okay. At least this is a fixable situation. Let's take them to the hair stylist to get this all fixed."

Minho agreed and rounded up their six babies.

Hyunjin and his stolen cat were first to walk up.

"Mama, what do wiv kitty?"

"Where did you get this cat?"

"Neighbor."

"Hyunjin, stealing is wrong."

"She say I not cute, and that even her cat is more handsome than me, so I took her cat."

"I approve of his decisions.", Chan said, carrying Felix on his back.

"I was about to do a cheesy flirting move.", Minho said.

"Do it!", Changbin yelled.

"What was it?", Chan asked.

"So you know how you said you approve of his decisions?"

"Yeah?"

Minho walked over to Chan, standing directly in front of him.

Felix didn't appreciate being this close to this exchange.

"Well, if I asked you out on a date.. would you approve my request?"

All of the littles screamed, absolutely loving the cheesy flirting that Minho was doing.

Chan started to blush, looking away.

"I think I would approve."

"Well good. Because I'll be asking you formally tonight. For now, let's go get these babies a hair cut."

"Wait you actually like me?"

Minho walked towards the house.

"Hey, cat boy, come here!"

"Nope!"

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"Give."

"No."

"Give him hereeeee! He's so cute! Please? I want to hold him. Pleaseeeeee."

"Okay okay! Geez."

Minho was begging Chan to hand over the sleeping puppy boy that was Seungmin.

The baby was the second little to get his hair done, and was taking his nap while waiting for his brothers.

"Aww, how did it go dumpling?", Chan asked.

Hyunjin emerged from the stylist room, sporting the same hairstyle he had during the Case 143 promotions.

"I look like lemon.", the little said.

"A cute lemon. Come here."

Hyunjin sat on his lap.

Felix was next to them, his hair resembling the time Chan styled his hair for the "All Night" episode with Changbin and Seungmin.

"Papa I look like Rockstar.", Felix said.

"I think we can all consider ourselves rockstars at this point.", Chan said.

"That gives me an idea.", Minho told them.

"Oh yeah?"

"Think about it. We make a song that sounds like it's about getting a haircut, but make it a rock song, with an actually deep message."

"Minho."

"What?"

"Have you ever listened to Hair Cut by Xdinary Heroes?"

"Dang...they beat us to it."

The group sat, waiting for more of the boys to be done.

They could hear Little Jisung and Little Jeongin talking to each other from inside of the room.

"I saw real squirrel outside.", Jisung said.

"It you?"

"No, it wasn't mirror this time."

"Oh."

"Yeah, this time, it real squirrel, and it take my trail mix and run away. But Minnie caught it because be climb tree."

"Wow!"

Back outside of the room, Minho was staring at Chan.

"Why you looking at me like that? Want to eat me or something?", Chan asked.

"I mean if you're into that."

"Get out."

"I'm sorry, don't kick me out, I love you."

"I love you too."

"So how about that date?"

"You said you would ask me tonight."

"I lied."

Chan laughed.

"I like your laugh. I like a lot about you."

"Alright Mr. Flirtation, I'll go on a date with you."

"Really?"

"Yeah. I mean...you're cute."

"That is correct."

"Ewww.", Hyunjin said, listening to them.

"Hey, you're cute too, even if you look like a blonde ferret.", Minho said.

"Papa can I cut his hair like Sungie cut mine?"

"Go ahead Hyunjin."

Minho's eyes went wide as the little maliciously smiled at him.

"Chan, help..."

"Nah, I'll just watch you get your hair cut by a baby ferret."