Kid: Felix (Baby)
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Babysitters: OnlyOneOf
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Requested by: Author
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"Now what makes you think that any of the six men in this house are qualified to watch a child?", KB asked.

"Pleaseeeeeee. You guys are the only ones available. We have a show tonight and our usual babysitter canceled.", Minho said.

"Hmm. Okay. We can take him."

"Oh thank you so much! Here."

Minho handed baby Felix over to KB, also giving him the baby bag.

"I'll be back no later than 11pm."

"Okay. Have a good show."

"We will! Thank you!"

Minho ran off, back to his car.

KB looked at the baby in his hands.

Baby Felix was only two months old. His dad, Minho, gained full custody of him after breaking up with his mother behind her cheating.

Ever since then, finding good babysitters has been a trouble. That is until Minho became friends with OnlyOneOf.

"What is that?", Junji asked.

"A baby. Minho's baby."

Junji stared at Felix.

"Are you adopting him?"

"No. We're babysitting until their show is over. Gather everyone in the living room please."

KB went to the living room.

Junji yelled everyone's named, asking them to come downstairs.

"Why are you yelling?", Rie asked, walking downstairs.

"I didn't feel like going up there."

Mill, Nine, and Yoojung came from their rooms down to the living room.

Everyone sat down, waiting for KB to speak.

"Alright. As you can see, we are babysitting."

"Yay!", Yoojung said.

"It's just for a few hours. Now I know some of you are busy, but if we could sort of...I guess have one couple watching Felix, it would be a lot easier than all six of us trying to not be clueless together."

"We can watch him!", Nine said, holding his and Mill's hands in the air.

"Are you sure?"

"Yes. I'm an excellent babysitter."

"But you're a baby yourself."

"I'm offended."

"Alright alright. Here you go. If you need any help, feel free to ask us."

Nine took baby Felix in his arms.

"Aww, he's so tiny. And look at that cute little face."

"I'm too busy looking at your cute little face.", Mill replied.

Nine looked up at him for two seconds before getting up and walking away.

"Come here babyyyy.", Mill replied, following him.

"So, what do the rest of us do?", Yoojung asked.

"We could finish that one YouTube video where the lady was teaching us to make cakes.", Rie suggested.

"Sounds good to me.", KB said.

"Yeah I like that idea.", Yoojung also said.

"Whatever he wants, I want.", Junji said, looking at Rie.

"Nevermind I'm going to my room.", Yoojung told them.

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Mill was sitting on the floor, invested in a game of Mario Kart.

Meanwhile, Nine sat next to him with baby Felix on a blanket in front.

"Who's a handsome little fella? You are! You are!"

Baby Felix wiggled around, kicking his legs.

"I know. You are precious."

The baby made a loud noise, almost like he was trying to laugh.

"Are you laughing at me little man? You must think I'm funny looking."

The baby smiled.

"That was a yes wasn't it?"

Mill laughed.

"Oh you agree with him?"

"No baby, I'm just laughing at you having a full conversation with the baby."

"It's good to talk to kids like adults. It helps them speak better when they grow up."

"You're right, not judging. It's actually adorable."

Nine picked up Felix.

"Tiny man, what shall we do? Are you hungry?"

Felix made a tiny yelling noise.

"Ah I see. Hmm. Mill, can you make him a bottle?"

"How do I do that?"

"Just follow the instructions and make the formula, okay?"

"Eh, sure."

Mill paused his game.

He stood up, taking one of Felix's bottles from his bag, as well as the formula container, and going down to the kitchen.

As he was walking down, he passed by Junji and Rie, both trying to figure out how to make a chocolate cake.

"What do you mean we don't have butter?", Junji asked.

"I checked the fridge, there's no butter."

"Can we use an alternative?"

"Like what?"

"I don't know...oil? Vicks vaporub? Vaseline? Something!"

"Two of those things should never be used to cook."

Mill placed the bottle and formula on the counter.

"How's parenting going?", Rie asked.

"Making a bottle for the first time. Baby is being cute."

"We taking about Felix or...your man?", Junji said winking.

"Both."

"Ooooo.", Rie said loudly.

Mill slightly smiled, putting a little bit of formula in the bottle, and putting some water in.

"It says I can warm it. Am I supposed to put this in the microwave?", Mill asked.

"I'm sure you can.", Rie said.

Mill put the bottle in the microwave, using an educated guess to determine how long it needed to stay in there.

Nine was coming downstairs, holding a crying Baby Felix, slightly rocking him.

"Is the bottle almost done?", he asked.

"Yes. Just a few more seconds.", Mill responded.

The microwave beeped, and Mill took the bottle out.

"See. Nice and warm."

Nine took it from him, making sure it was a good temperature before giving it to Felix.

The baby happily accepted his bottle, immediately relaxing.

"See, I knew you were hungry little man."

"You'd make a good dad.", Junji said.

"You think so?"

"For sure. You seem to know a lot."

"Maybe."

Nine yawned, signaling he was tired.

"Oh, baby is sleepy. Come on, bed.", Moll said.

"It was just yawning. I'm not that tired."

"Nope. Bed. Sleep. Go."

"But-"

Mill quickly guided Nine back upstairs.

Junji and Rie looked at one another.

"You know he got that from you right?", Rie said.

"I have never-"

"Quite literally last night. You picked me up like I was a barbie doll after I jokingly said I was exhausted and made me take a nap."

"Okay maybe I did."

Upstairs, Nine sat on his bed while Mill took the baby.

"I can still hold him.", Nine said.

"When you wake up from your nap you can."

Nine sighed, knowing he couldn't win this argument, and laid down.

Within ten minutes, Mill hears soft snoring sounds.

"You see that Felix? He said he wasn't tired. Now look at him."

Baby Felix yelled in baby speech.

"Yes I agree. He's cute. But so are you."

Mill turned off his game, sitting in the bed next to Nine.

Baby Felix was on his lap, seeming to get sleepy.

"Is it time for you to nap as well? I guess I'll join then."

The door to their room opened, and Junji stepped in.

"Hey so...on a scale of one to life threatening, how bad would it be if I accidentally used expired coconut oil in the cake?"

"How expired?"

"8 months ago."

Mill side-eyed Junji.

"I guess I'm not taking a nap."