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CRAZY MAISIE, KIT KAT, SOPH, VAL, HOEBERYN, DRAGON QUEEN

CRAZY MAISIE
valerie mya shaw!!!

KIT KAT
what is happening it is 2am

HOEBERYN
i dissaprove

VAL
shocking

CRAZY MAISIE
he's a hot piece of ass tbh
but still ... what are you doing

SOPH
why not?

VAL
thanks soph you sweet cherry
but seriously, what do i have to lose?

HOEBERYN
youR HONOR!!!
yOUR DIGNITY!!!!
YOUR HEART TO A FUCKBOY!!

VAL
you are about 30 years too old to use
the word "fuckboy"

DRAGON QUEEN
that went from 0 to 100 real fast

CRAZY MAISIE

SOPH
take a chill pill, old man or go to sleep

KIT KAT
why do you sound like a highschooler, pedro

HOEBERYN
nah i'm just fucking with ya
i'm sure he's a great guy

DRAGON QUEEN
finally the pedro we know and love

KIT KAT
i still have no idea what we are talking about
why do you guys never include me

SOPH

KIT KAT
i came out to have a good time and i'm honestly feeling so attacked right now

VAL
u have zero mercy, sophie

KIT KAT
i will leave now

CRAZY MAISIE

OH, HONEY!     author's note.

the game of thrones cast, people
and i dedicate this to hoeberyn because well u inspired me to call the best aka pedro pascal hoeberyn here