TODAY 6:22pm

UNKNOWN NUMBER
uh hello

VALERIE SHAW
uh hey

UNKOWN NUMBER
uh

VALERIE SHAW
it's like 7 in the morning
what the fuck is going on

UNKOWN NUMBER
sorry
i'm excited

VALERIE SHAW
hello excited i am valerie

UNKOWN NUMBER
that was a terrible dad joke

VALERIE SHAW
RUDE

UNKOWN NUMBER
SORRY

VALERIE SHAW
ok how about you tell me your name huh?

UNKOWN NUMBER
it starts with d and ends with acre

VALERIE SHAW
are you fucking kidding me

UNKOWN NUMBER
nah

VALERIE SHAW
could you please write complete sentences
how did you get my number???

UNKOWN NUMBER was changed to
DACRE MONTGOMERY

DACRE MONTGOMERY
;)

VALERIE SHAW
natalia, right?
also, you are quite annoying

DACRE MONTGOMERY
sorry about that
i'm just trying to make the conversation less awkward

VALERIE SHAW
well
it's not working
but whatever, why did natty give you my number?

DACRE MONTGOMERY
in her own words "i'm shipping you"
( and i might've asked for it )

VALERIE SHAW
smooth
although you didn't make the best first impression you are also very pretty sooo
i guess that's alright

DACRE MONTGOMERY
ah
you did comment "looking like a snack" under my picture yesterday
therefor i am not the only one weird

VALERIE SHAW
in conclusion:
we are perfect together

DACRE MONTGOMERY
thumbs up bitch
read at 7:52pm