PRIVATE 7:31pm

DACRE MONTGOMERY
i am so so so sorry
i don't know what they were thinking

VALERIE SHAW
it's okay
i know how weird they can be

DACRE MONTGOMERY
still
that was embarassing

VALERIE SHAW
don't worry
it wasn't as bad as it looked

DACRE MONTGOMERY
and also
i DO have a pet at home

VALERIE SHAW
that was the thing that actually shocked me

DACRE MONTGOMERY
a golden retriever named hamlet
he's the best

VALERIE SHAW
HAMLET that is so cute
but he can not be better than mister heckles

DACRE MONTGOMERY
mister heCKLES???
like the one from f.r.i.e.n.d.s.???

VALERIE SHAW
yes yES
i am SHOOK

DACRE MONTGOMERY
gasp
you are perfect

VALERIE SHAW
we should have a play date with em

DACRE MONTGOMERY
there is nothing i'd love more
we could cuddle with them and watch f.r.i.e.n.d.s.

VALERIE SHAW
mister heckles would meet his namesake
YES

DACRE MONTGOMERY
and i could cuddle with you

VALERIE SHAW
very smooth
i accept your offer thankfully
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