the upside down
CHARLES, NATTY, JOE THE HOE, MILLS, FINN WOLF, GATEN MATAR(ass)O, CALEB MCCOOL, SCHNAPPI, SADIE, DACRE MONTY

NATTY added VAL

GATEN MATAR(ass)O
am i in trouble?

DACRE MONTY
have a guess

GATEN MATAR(ass)O
no?

DACRE MONTY
have another guess

VAL
i really don't want to witness this

SADIE
oh but you DO

NATTY
she really doesn't
an angry dacre is never a good dacre
and we want her to love him back, don't we?

DACRE MONTY
i will kill all of you
but first ...

if shrek had a sister you would be her

CALEB MCCOOL
bURN

VAL
oh my fucking god dacre what is wrong with you HE'S JUST A BOY
SHAME ON YOU

GATEN MATAR(ass)O
there are no words to describe my pain

CHARLES
well to be fair,,
dacre DOES have a point

NATTY
agreed

GATEN MATAR(ass)O
why are you ganging up on me???
that is probably illegal

MILLS
it's not

GATEN MATAR(ass)O
IT SHOULD BE

VAL
oh what a pleasure it is to be here with you dwarfs

JOE THE HOE
HEY !!!

VAL
you are 5 ft. tall joseph and half of that is your fucking hair,, do not test my patience

SCHNAPPI
she's not wrong

MILLS
there are literally so many memes about steves hair and i LOVE IT

FINN WOLF
at first you don't even realize that's not what it actually looks like

JOE THE HOE
how did we go from dacre loving val to my hair so fucking fast
can we please go back

DACRE MONTY
eh
i'm happy where we are rn

VAL
yeah same

NATTY
oh come ooooon guys
just be honest with us

DACRE MONTY
well the thing is ...
that we haven't even been honest with each other so yeah

CHARLES
oh
well
this is awkward

GATEN MATAR(ass)O
ooops

VAL
yeah so thanks very much for this :))))

DACRE MONTY
but gaten wasn't lying

VAL
wat

DACRE MONTY
wat

VAL
are you serious

DACRE MONTY
yes
this is not the way i wanted you to find out tbh

VAL
oh
my
god

DACRE MONTY
weeeell ...
i am kinda freaking out rn so it would be absolutely great for you to say something else and stop being shocked and tell me what you think
you could write me privately or here or call me idc just say something or imma die

VAL
i love you too
although you haven't really said it yet i do

SADIE
shook

NATTY
this is really happening

FINN WOLF
i don't know how i deserve to witness this

MILLS

CHARLES
natalia next to me is SCREAMING
AND SO AM I

DACRE MONTY
ME TOO
i cannot believe this is how we tell each other that we love each other wtf

JOE THE HOE
I AM THE CAPTAIN OF THIS SHIP
VACRE
VACRE
VACRE

NATTY
say it louder for the people in the back